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Re: The Burn Book

Postby Rudy » Mon Jul 09, 2:49 pm

Don Trump picks a little gooey D.C. Cherry blossom booger from his nose and
wipes it gingerly with his soft, supple, yet petite index finger on the vast overlapping tongue of his forever crimson tie.
He scrapes a small remaining remnant of the dried nose mucous from under his perfectly manicured fingernail by running it along the sharp edge of of his lower left canine tooth. He rolls it momentarily between his tongue and front teeth, and spits it out onto an Oval Office rug he detests.
Then, he goes to work again really hard on making America subjectively a better place for us all.
Its true.

I`ll keep us all updated.

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Re: The Burn Book

Postby modern roots » Mon Jul 09, 4:08 pm

Rudy, you've lost it. Go on mate and bore the shit out of us.

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Re: The Burn Book

Postby Rudy » Mon Jul 09, 4:18 pm

modern roots wrote:Rudy, you've lost it. Go on mate and bore the shit out of us.


My words are the Donald Trump Truth.


Enjoy!

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Re: The Burn Book

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Re: The Burn Book

Postby Bohannon » Tue Jul 10, 1:53 pm

"What are you doing Dave?"

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Re: The Burn Book

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Re: The Burn Book

Postby Rudy » Tue Jul 10, 2:29 pm

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The thing is

If Chump says he`s planning to build a wall,...

...it might mean he has already dug a tunnel.

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Re: The Burn Book

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Re: The Burn Book

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Re: The Burn Book

Postby Rudy » Mon Jul 16, 4:32 pm

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

Our relationship with Russia has NEVER been worse thanks to many years of U.S. foolishness and stupidity and now, the Rigged Witch Hunt!

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Re: The Burn Book

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Re: The Burn Book

Postby Rudy » Wed Jul 18, 7:36 pm

There is apparently an eternal flame that blazes in Trumps pants.

Would is now wouldn`t.

I can`t imagine that he is honestly thinking people believe him.

I can`t imagine that he is honestly anything other than very suspicious.

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Re: The Burn Book

Postby a bollocks » Wed Jul 18, 10:47 pm

Rudy wrote:There is apparently an eternal flame that blazes in Trumps pants.

Would is now wouldn`t.

I can`t imagine that he is honestly thinking people believe him.

I can`t imagine that he is honestly anything other than very suspicious.


OH! The police have a clue!

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Re: The Burn Book

Postby Rudy » Thu Jul 19, 3:01 pm

a bollocks wrote:
Rudy wrote:There is apparently an eternal flame that blazes in Trumps pants.

Would is now wouldn`t.

I can`t imagine that he is honestly thinking people believe him.

I can`t imagine that he is honestly anything other than very suspicious.


OH! The police have a clue!


Indeed they do Mr. Mordecai Smith, or should I call you Wali Dad?

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Re: The Burn Book

Postby Banks » Thu Jul 19, 3:31 pm

Rudy wrote:There is apparently an eternal flame that blazes in Trumps pants.


Or something...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

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Re: The Burn Book

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Re: The Burn Book

Postby Rudy » Wed Aug 22, 1:59 pm

I could shit a better President.

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Re: The Burn Book

Postby smokedpeppers » Sat Aug 25, 6:14 pm

rudy . are you out in black rock?? . you'v been quiet .

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Re: The Burn Book

Postby Rudy » Sun Aug 26, 3:16 am

smokedpeppers wrote:rudy . are you out in black rock?? . you'v been quiet .


Nope. Still stranded out here on the prairie.
I know some folks that are there though. Sigh.
Maybe next year...


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