DamRak hotel

[mashladd27]

funny times!!!

I stayed at the damrak hotel with a mate and we managed to get locked outside on the fire escape!! pretty cained too, so we were just pissin about for a bit, havin a little play fight.

when we got bored, we had to knock on someones window, to let us back in. anyway, they let us in, but still had there hotel door open.
As we walked by, we had a little look in (as you do!) and they were filmin a fcukin porno!!
some hoebags spread out on the bed, with some dude and a camera!!

I gave the guy who let us in a look, a look that said " YO BUDDY!!! how many more hoes you got in there yo??"
he chuckled, walked in...

and closed the door on us.

...oh well

[Philter]

I would love to stay on the Damrak sometime. Its so unchanged for many years.

[uk*bag*lady]

I would love to stay on the Damrak sometime. Its so unchanged for many years.

Really? Horses for courses I suppose but I can't think of any street I'd like to stay on less than Damrak!

:-)

[islandgurl]

funny times!!!

I stayed at the damrak hotel with a mate and we managed to get locked outside on the fire escape!! pretty cained too, so we were just pissin about for a bit, havin a little play fight.

when we got bored, we had to knock on someones window, to let us back in. anyway, they let us in, but still had there hotel door open.
As we walked by, we had a little look in (as you do!) and they were filmin a fcukin porno!!
some hoebags spread out on the bed, with some dude and a camera!!

I gave the guy who let us in a look, a look that said " YO BUDDY!!! how many more hoes you got in there yo??"
he chuckled, walked in...

and closed the door on us.

...oh well

This story is total BS sheesh if you're gonna lie at least make it believable.

How can you walk PAST a door you just walked through??

Oh, not to mention missing the porno being filmed while you climbed through the window, and there's not enough room in any of the rooms in the Damrak to film a porno.

When it comes to lying and storytelling skills, you're seriously lacking. No Presidential hopes for you.

[USBONGLORD]

im wit you the gurl

[mashladd27]

lol, first, if your gonna start callin me a bullshitter, at least make it for the right reasons islandgurl!!!

secondly, why would i lie? to impress a bunch of usernames i've never met??

fair enough, my storytelling skills are somewhat lackin in the finer detail, but i wouldn't say the story is not credible.

fyi, we were let back in through a 'firedoor' (which couldn't be opened from outside as there was no handle!), and when the dude opened THE FIREDOOR **(which was in the corridor of the hotel, which had green carpet, dirty wallpaper, brown doors with gold coloured numbers on and a door handle - not a door knob)** he left HIS hotel door open.

at no point did i say i climbed through a window. that was YOUR assumption, from my awful storytelling!

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sorry everybody else for getting worked up about this, its just, if i wanted to lie, i'd have said i went into the porno shoot, which was full of like 20 horny wet sluts, I had a 13" dong and lasted more than 10minutes!!.. and i would have put it on Facebook.

but whatever right...

and yes it was a shithole, i'd never stay on the damrak again

[islandgurl]

from my awful storytelling!

You said it. Look on the bright side... you'll never have the pressure of being on a debate team.