Trump Whistles While Pandemic and Economic Crisis Looms

[Rudy]

Oh boy. Tulsa sees it's first official case of Coronavirus19
Someone recently traveling to Italy.

Don't worry, it's not me.

...and, to be truthful, I would actually have to be already dead before you could get me to go to a MAGA rally.

[smokedpeppers]

i had an inkling you were joshing about attending a rally .

have read this corona's like pasta
the chinese invented it
but the italians spread it all over the world

[modern roots]

Nee, it all started with Chuck and Nancy, together with their liberal fake-news cohorts, in a concerted effort to make Trump look bad and crash the stock market.

Nah, Chuck and Nancy started the flu, which kills thousands and thousands more than the coronavirus.

[Rudy]

2 confirmed cases of Coronavirus19 in Tulsa now.

That's official. With the scarcity of testing, actually going on, I wonder how many undocumented cases are out there in OkieLand.

I will from here forward listen to my local health officials and try to ignore the falsehoods coming from the Oligarchy's mouthpieces.

[modern roots]

I don't think it's a big deal.
I wouldn't worry about it.
I think it's all hype.

[Rudy]

Tell that to NYC .

[worldcitizen1723]

i totally agree - we could use some sarcasm

[modern roots]

I think it's all a big hoax.
It's make believe.
It's not real.

And spread out up there. Too many of you in one place.
Disperse immediately.

[Cat]

Can Marshall Law be far behind? Its coming.

[Rudy]

I don't think it's a big deal.
I wouldn't worry about it.
I think it's all hype.

Up until this point, you have appeared to be simply misinformed. If you continue to proceed on this tack though, with every days developments, you will just look like an ignorant creepy liar like your hero in the WH.

[Rudy]

Trumpacabra speaks to the nation about Coronavirus19
tonight at 9pm eastern.
Amazingly, his story is slowly evolving from "Democratic Hoax" to "we are making some decisions".

Should be interesting to hear what he has to say about our government response, after the self congratulatory part.

I sure hope he can tell us something we don't already know.

[modern roots]

I don't think it's a big deal.
I wouldn't worry about it.
I think it's all hype.

Up until this point, you have appeared to be simply misinformed. If you continue to proceed on this tack though, with every days developments, you will just look like an ignorant creepy liar like your hero in the WH.

I don't know why your stir crazy over a little old cold.
You're overreacting. Get a grip. The world isn't coming to an end.
Turn off the news and think for yourself.

[Rudy]

It may be fulfilling to you in a sense, but if you poop your pants and just sit in it,
eventually even those who care about you are bound to separate themselves from you.
Then, long after that lingering warm feeling subsides, you are, realizing it or not,
just sitting there, by yourself, in your own stinky poo.

[modern roots]

Rudy, what kind of post is that?
Have you gone nuts?

[Rudy]

Mr. Trump, using full sentences, without talking in
code, or attacking anyone, similar to an Iranian hostage video, just
admitted we`ve got a big problem and took some big steps in a late attempt to
mitigate a growing pandemic.
Oh, and the NBA just suspended it`s 2020 season.

Any thoughts Mr. Poopy pants?

We can still be nice to each other on the internet in spite of our obvious differences, yes?

[Rudy]

As long as I'm not directly exposed to the sight or smell of the actual poop, I think I can handle it ok.

[smokedpeppers]

i can relate . neighbors italian sheepdog's been using my mint patch, as it's personal baño
never huffed it but the landmines are rather large .

[Rudy]

That would make for a rather musty julep
I bet.

[Cat]

Trump certainly hasn't inspired any confidence. And watching his team of virus fighters kiss his ass all the time in front of the media is truly sickening.

[Rudy]

Trump certainly hasn't inspired any confidence. And watching his team of virus fighters kiss his ass all the time in front of the media is truly sickening.

Pence`s sucking Donald to completion on national TV was horrific to watch.

But Dump has been handcuffed by this national disaster.
He now has to end his partisan attacks and try to draw Americans together, or risk looking really bad to his base.


He is an absolute hostage to this virus. No more Biz as usual.

He has to focus on others, and that is likely to give him a stroke.

In any case we can get a slight break from the outright malevolence oozing from the WH.

[modern roots]

You two are pitiful.
It's always a grumble and a gripe.

[Rudy]

I'll take grumble and gripe over complacency and denial any day.

[Dazzler]

You two are pitiful.
It's always a grumble and a gripe.

And you’re still a forelock-tugging little bitch.

Wear it.

[Rudy]

Just sit there in those pants Rootsy.
It's ok.

[modern roots]

You two are pitiful.
It's always a grumble and a gripe.

And you’re still a forelock-tugging little bitch.

Wear it.

There you go like slither, talking about yourself.
You wear it bud.

[modern roots]

Just sit there in those pants Rootsy.
It's ok.

Ok,Rudy, you sit there in your poop filled gripe and grumble pants too.

[Rudy]

Just sit there in those pants Rootsy.
It's ok.

Ok,Rudy, you sit there in your poop filled gripe and grumble pants too.

I, sir, am currently prancing in my pee pants.

Sometime in the future, if I sense you are capable of gleaning it, I can go into
the differences and distinctions of poo and pee pants for your cerebral edification.

You may have to sit there a while though.

[smokedpeppers]

when the 'spatail' flu killed 20,000 in italy
https://www.agi.it/salute/news/2020-03- ... i-7302702/

[Rudy]

My wife looked at me with a perfectly straight face this morning and asked:
"Isn`t a Corona like the head of your dick?"

I had never heard of that.

God I love my wife, she is a never ending source of joy for me.

[Rudy]

Tulsa has had it`s 1st "confirmed" death from COVID-19.
A male in his fifties.
At the same time it is announced we also have confirmed community transmission.
The head of the Health Dept. relayed that we have only a "handful" of test kits.
He said "around 100" with hundreds waiting for testing.
Oh shit. It is here.