The Burn Book

[Rudy]

Bolton has declared he has important, informative and pertinent information
about all of the Administrations Ukraine proceedings.
















But you can`t see it.


Peek a Boo!

[slither]

Exactly.

Only it is worse than that: he wants to be subpoenaed by Congress, and then have the judiciary declare there is no right to executive privilege so that he is free to testify. Mulvaney would like a piece of that as well.

Meanwhile, true patriots have defied this nonsense and given testimony that basically reveals what we already suspect and further confirms what we already know about Trump, Inc.

All of this scurrying about by the various players is fucking sad and hilarious at the same time. With the revelations in the testimony revealed thus far, open hearings pending, and the book by Anonymous due out in a few days, the batshit is about to hit the fan.

Happy Holidays.

[Rudy]

Trump's lying mouth is getting him impeached today.


Merry Christmas bitch.

[alpha]

[Cat]

Trump's lying mouth is getting him impeached today.


Merry Christmas bitch.

Now what shall we do about this cult of personality that keeps him afloat. Its so reminiscent of 1930's Germany. I say no mercy.

[Bohannon]

The impeachment of the orange blob ranks right up there with the torture and execution of Jesus Christ and the bombing or pearl harbor according to some of the russopublicans...What a bunch of gohmerts!

[Rudy]

Suck it Donny John!
2 + 2 is still 4

...for now.

[nemesystem]

The impeachment of the orange blob ranks right up there with the torture and execution of Jesus Christ and the bombing or pearl harbor according to some of the russopublicans...What a bunch of gohmerts!

That shit had me rotf lmao..... delusional morons smh

[slither]

No kidding.
Such drama.
I think Pelosi should refuse to forward the articles of impeachment to the Senate for now.
It is non-justiciable and the federal courts cannot force the issue.

[Rudy]

Bolton is now declaring he will testify if the Senate subpeanas him.








Psyche!!!!

[alpha]

[Rudy]

Happy Shitty President Day!

As we recall the great men who represented our America and it's countrymen with dignity and honor in the past, we must also acknowledge the enemy of the people that currently holds the highest office in the land.
May his lies, schemes, misinformation, complete lack of transparency and candor follow him into the history books so future generations might learn from our huge shitty mistakes.
God bless America!

[slither]

Happy Shitty President Day!

As we recall the great men who represented our America and it's countrymen with dignity and honor in the past, we must also acknowledge the enemy of the people that currently holds the highest office in the land.
May his lies, schemes, misinformation, complete lack of transparency and candor follow him into the history books so future generations might learn from our huge shitty mistakes.
God bless America!

Make no mistake. It will.
Today’s pardon party is another fine example of his making America great.

It’s fucking unbelievable all the winning.

[Rudy]

Make NO more mistakes!

Vote the bastage out.

[Bohannon]

How the fuck is his approval rating at 47%? America is fucked up.

[Rudy]

lindsey graham


If you can`t beat `em,

...suck their cock.

That`s what I always say.

[Rudy]

Trump.
Is currently on the phone negotiating with the Taliban.

ROTFLMMFAO.

[Rudy]

Today marks 1 full year since the White House suspended it's daily press briefing because it was too difficult to explain Trump's confusing Tweets and daily multiple falsehoods.

11 March 2019

[Rudy]

Magic mirror if we only could
Try to see ourselves as others would

[Dazzler]

There would be very people who wouldn’t fall into crippling neurosis if they had such a mirror.

[alpha]

[Rudy]

" Dear Fucking Lunatic,

At your recent press conference – more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats… In India a week ago, i couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking india — a country of a BILLION human souls that’s only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me – Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out…

Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That’s like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.

You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!

We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.

You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help?

You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.

You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.

You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.

You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!

Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.

Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?

Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?

You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.

You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.
So fuck you Mr. President. And fuck you forever.

Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You’ll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket.”

–Tommy Lee

[modern roots]

What a piece of shit post.
Please edit and erase that vomit, Rudy.

[Banks]

What a piece of shit post.
Please edit and erase that vomit, Rudy.

Which part would you like edited? Which part would you like erased? Being more specific in your wants could help you with the other sex also...

[nemesystem]

Snowflakes gonna melt lmao

[Rudy]

*sniff*

[alpha]

[Dazzler]

What a piece of shit post.
Please edit and erase that vomit, Rudy.

“Winning” and still mad as a tin of wasps.

What’s wrong mate? Still can’t get wood even though your strongman is in the WH?

[Bohannon]

Bump (and well said)

" Dear Fucking Lunatic,

At your recent press conference – more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats… In India a week ago, i couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking india — a country of a BILLION human souls that’s only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me – Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out…

Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That’s like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.

You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!

We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.

You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help?

You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.

You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.

You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.

You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!

Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.

Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?

Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?

You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.

You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.
So fuck you Mr. President. And fuck you forever.

Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You’ll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket.”

–Tommy Lee

[smokedpeppers]