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First man and woman

Postby modern roots » Mon May 16, 2:12 am

In regards to the first man and woman, how did they come into being?

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Re: First man and woman

Postby Old Fart » Mon May 16, 4:12 am

modern roots wrote:In regards to the first man and woman, how did they come into being?


Who the fuck would want to get into this conversation with someone who thinks the Flintstones were our ancestors?

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Re: First man and woman

Postby chigusa » Mon May 16, 8:43 am

shat from the arse of a dinosaur.

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Re: First man and woman

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Re: First man and woman

Postby chigusa » Mon May 16, 11:33 am

Dazzler wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve



thank fuck we can instantly dismiss any of that god bollocks. cheers, daz.

on a side note, was that eve woman a bit of a tart then?

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Re: First man and woman

Postby modern roots » Mon May 16, 11:39 am

Dazzler wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve

Next question?


Just to be clear, Dazzler. Is this what you think or is this what the author of the article on Wikipedia thinks? Just so we all know.

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Re: First man and woman

Postby modern roots » Mon May 16, 11:42 am

chigusa wrote:shat from the arse of a dinosaur.


And what do you suppose the dinosaur ate for lunch to make it shit a human?

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Re: First man and woman

Postby Dazzler » Mon May 16, 12:44 pm

modern roots wrote:
Dazzler wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve

Next question?


Just to be clear, Dazzler. Is this what you think or is this what the author of the article on Wikipedia thinks? Just so we all know.


It's the most accurate description of what we know about the origin of homo sapiens. Did you have an alternative hypothesis?

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Re: First man and woman

Postby Dazzler » Mon May 16, 12:49 pm

chigusa wrote:
Dazzler wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve



thank fuck we can instantly dismiss any of that god bollocks. cheers, daz.

on a side note, was that eve woman a bit of a tart then?


Looks like it. All them kids. And it's obvious that she didn't have a job.

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Re: First man and woman

Postby modern roots » Mon May 16, 1:01 pm

Dazzler wrote:
modern roots wrote:
Dazzler wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve

Next question?


Just to be clear, Dazzler. Is this what you think or is this what the author of the article on Wikipedia thinks? Just so we all know.


It's the most accurate description of what we know about the origin of homo sapiens. Did you have an alternative hypothesis?


I'm going to wait and see what the dinosaur ate for lunch before I make a hypothesis. Maybe chig will chime in soon.

Just to be clear, Dazzler. Is that what you think? Or are you just posting what someone else thinks? Just so we all know.

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Re: First man and woman

Postby Dazzler » Mon May 16, 1:11 pm

I don't think I know any better than the sources from which that page was produced.

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Re: First man and woman

Postby Rudy » Mon May 16, 2:38 pm

The chicken came first.

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Re: First man and woman

Postby modern roots » Mon May 16, 3:08 pm

Rudy wrote:The chicken came first.


There's a lot we know and a lot we don't know. Wouldn't you agree?

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Re: First man and woman

Postby Rudy » Mon May 16, 4:21 pm

Rudy wrote:
Rudy wrote: INSANE TRIPLE POST WTF?
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Re: First man and woman

Postby Rudy » Mon May 16, 4:22 pm

Rudy wrote:
modern roots wrote:
Rudy wrote:The chicken came first.


There's a lot we know and a lot we don't know. Wouldn't you agree?


I`d say there`s a lot we didn`t know, but we continue to learn more and more...


Its half full, you know.

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Re: First man and woman

Postby Rudy » Mon May 16, 4:30 pm

Rudy wrote: DOUBLE POST

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Re: First man and woman

Postby Rudy » Mon May 16, 4:32 pm

OK I think I`m better now...

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Re: First man and woman

Postby Banks » Mon May 16, 5:18 pm

chigusa wrote:
Dazzler wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve



thank fuck we can instantly dismiss any of that god bollocks. cheers, daz.

on a side note, was that eve woman a bit of a tart then?

On a double side note, she wouldn't have dated MR either...

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Re: First man and woman

Postby modern roots » Mon May 16, 5:33 pm

How did they even know to fuck?

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Re: First man and woman

Postby smokedpeppers » Mon May 16, 9:36 pm

masters and johnson?

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Re: First man and woman

Postby modern roots » Tue May 17, 1:36 am

We're talking about a blank slate.

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Re: First man and woman

Postby slither » Sat May 21, 11:03 pm

modern roots wrote:In regards to the first man and woman, how did they come into being?



... they hooked up through Craigslist?

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Re: First man and woman

Postby modern roots » Sun May 22, 12:25 am

slither wrote:
modern roots wrote:In regards to the first man and woman, how did they come into being?



... they hooked up through Craigslist?


You think Craigslist is older than the hills?

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Re: First man and woman

Postby smokedpeppers » Mon May 23, 3:30 pm

http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html
clever short story by andy weir . the egg

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Re: First man and woman

Postby Dazzler » Mon May 23, 4:09 pm

modern roots wrote:
slither wrote:
modern roots wrote:In regards to the first man and woman, how did they come into being?



... they hooked up through Craigslist?


You think Craigslist is older than the hills?


This isn't really panning out the way you thought it would, is it?

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Re: First man and woman

Postby modern roots » Mon May 23, 4:55 pm

Dazzler wrote:
modern roots wrote:
slither wrote:
modern roots wrote:In regards to the first man and woman, how did they come into being?



... they hooked up through Craigslist?


You think Craigslist is older than the hills?


This isn't really panning out the way you thought it would, is it?


The origins of life and existence utterly amazes me. I am fascinated more by it each and every day. The ecosystem. The planets. All those things. Could be a little too much for you to handle.

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Re: First man and woman

Postby Old Fart » Mon May 23, 7:32 pm

modern roots wrote:The origins of life and existence utterly amazes me


I'm sure you feel overwhelmed by addition and subtraction too.

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Re: First man and woman

Postby Rudy » Mon May 23, 7:37 pm


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Re: First man and woman

Postby modern roots » Mon May 23, 8:01 pm

Old Fart wrote:
modern roots wrote:The origins of life and existence utterly amazes me


I'm sure you feel overwhelmed by addition and subtraction too.


I feel a little overwhelmed looking up at all the stars at night. I'm OK with 2+2.

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Re: First man and woman

Postby modern roots » Mon May 23, 8:03 pm

Rudy wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxhxKdnjGA8


I haven't heard that song on the radio yet.


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