This whole transgender thing is out of control!

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby modern roots » Tue May 17, 10:42 pm

You people go on and on about nothing. I rode my bike to the woods today just to enjoy a shit in the forest!!! Fuck your nonsense. Go shit in the woods!! See if you can fuck that up too!!

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby Rudy » Tue May 17, 10:48 pm

modern roots wrote:











"You people"













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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby Old Fart » Tue May 17, 11:44 pm

modern roots wrote:You people go on and on about nothing. I rode my bike to the woods today just to enjoy a shit in the forest!!! Fuck your nonsense. Go shit in the woods!! See if you can fuck that up too!!

What do you wipe your ass with when you're in the woods? Or do you just carry a rag?

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby Generous_J » Wed May 18, 2:07 am

Old Fart wrote:
modern roots wrote:You people go on and on about nothing. I rode my bike to the woods today just to enjoy a shit in the forest!!! Fuck your nonsense. Go shit in the woods!! See if you can fuck that up too!!

What do you wipe your ass with when you're in the woods? Or do you just carry a rag?


Thats the beauty of the rag - its portable.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby modern roots » Wed May 18, 3:44 am

Old Fart wrote:
modern roots wrote:You people go on and on about nothing. I rode my bike to the woods today just to enjoy a shit in the forest!!! Fuck your nonsense. Go shit in the woods!! See if you can fuck that up too!!

What do you wipe your ass with when you're in the woods? Or do you just carry a rag?


LOL! I was waiting for the obligatory remark about the shit rag. Thanks, OF, you made my day.
Sadly, I found myself just squatting down and shitting. No luxuries like wash clothes or toilet paper. This is the woods, man. Don't you know what woods are?

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby Bohannon » Wed May 18, 5:13 am

I know what idiots are.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby des » Wed May 18, 9:28 am

Dock leaves make excellent bum wad if you ever get caught short in the woods!

Peace, Des.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby modern roots » Wed May 18, 2:06 pm

Bohannon wrote:I know what idiots are.


Yep, me too. I saw the idiots standing in line for the toilet bowl while on my way to the woods. They were all talking about what they were going to fuck up next.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby modern roots » Wed May 18, 2:10 pm

des wrote:Dock leaves make excellent bum wad if you ever get caught short in the woods!

Peace, Des.


This is pretty much a pine tree forest, Des. Pine tree needles weren't meant for one's ass. Mine come out clean. No streaks in my boxers!!!

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby des » Wed May 18, 3:00 pm

modern roots wrote:
des wrote:Dock leaves make excellent bum wad if you ever get caught short in the woods!

Peace, Des.


This is pretty much a pine tree forest, Des. Pine tree needles weren't meant for one's ass. Mine come out clean. No streaks in my boxers!!!


Mine usually does! Except when we're going to a do, and I decide to have a shit after I've been in the shower!

Then I invariably end up with one hanging out of my ringpiece that won't snip off!


Peace, Des.

p.s. Don't Muslims use a rock to wipe their arse on? By comparison, a pine cone would be fuckin' luxury!

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby Rudy » Wed May 18, 3:17 pm

This is absolutely entrancing.
You two should get together and start a blog.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby Banks » Wed May 18, 3:20 pm

Call it "Behind the Backdoor"

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby modern roots » Wed May 18, 4:09 pm

des wrote:
modern roots wrote:
des wrote:Dock leaves make excellent bum wad if you ever get caught short in the woods!

Peace, Des.


This is pretty much a pine tree forest, Des. Pine tree needles weren't meant for one's ass. Mine come out clean. No streaks in my boxers!!!


Mine usually does! Except when we're going to a do, and I decide to have a shit after I've been in the shower!

Then I invariably end up with one hanging out of my ringpiece that won't snip off!


Peace, Des.

p.s. Don't Muslims use a rock to wipe their arse on? By comparison, a pine cone would be fuckin' luxury!


Fortunately I didn't get stuck with a hard turd hanging on. I had just eat a half pound of shrimp and the fixin's earlier so everything come out neat and proper.
Pines cones, eh? Enough pine cones laying on the forest floor to build a huge bon fire.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby des » Wed May 18, 4:27 pm

Banks wrote:Call it "Behind the Backdoor"


'The Shitty Rag' ... ?

Peace, Des.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby Rudy » Wed May 18, 4:53 pm

"Scat Chat"

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby Red Pleb » Wed May 18, 4:55 pm

Couple of squirts of air freshener administered . Ffs.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby modern roots » Wed May 18, 4:58 pm

Red Pleb wrote:Couple of squirts of air freshener administered . Ffs.


I burnt a joint in the woods and used that as air freshener.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby boneymaroni » Wed May 18, 6:03 pm

How I wish for a nice crisp, clean bowel movement but alas! Cheech has bought some really bargain brand toilet paper that's a bit like wiping your ass with waxed paper.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby moe. » Wed May 18, 6:52 pm

boneymaroni wrote:How I wish for a nice crisp, clean bowel movement but alas! Cheech has bought some really bargain brand toilet paper that's a bit like wiping your ass with waxed paper.


The kind that leaves dingleberries?

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby des » Wed May 18, 10:03 pm

Rudy wrote:"Scat Chat"


"Bunghole Blarney"

Peace, Des.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby des » Wed May 18, 11:26 pm

boneymaroni wrote:How I wish for a nice crisp, clean bowel movement but alas! Cheech has bought some really bargain brand toilet paper that's a bit like wiping your ass with waxed paper.


Anyone else have to suffer that scented San Izal stuff at primary school? It didn't wipe any shit off, it just smeared it round your butt cheeks so you spent the rest of the day smelling intermittently of crap and a pine forest!

Peace, Des.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby boneymaroni » Thu May 19, 3:49 am

des wrote:
boneymaroni wrote:How I wish for a nice crisp, clean bowel movement but alas! Cheech has bought some really bargain brand toilet paper that's a bit like wiping your ass with waxed paper.


Anyone else have to suffer that scented San Izal stuff at primary school? It didn't wipe any shit off, it just smeared it round your butt cheeks so you spent the rest of the day smelling intermittently of crap and a pine forest!

Peace, Des.


LMMFAO!!!!!!!

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby chigusa » Thu May 19, 9:30 am

des wrote:Anyone else have to suffer that scented San Izal stuff at primary school? It didn't wipe any shit off, it just smeared it round your butt cheeks so you spent the rest of the day smelling intermittently of crap and a pine forest!



you were using it the wrong road 'round, des. you're supposed to wipe your arse on the rough side, the shiny side was just for show.
a Lancashire childhood is a great thing, mine was spent stood in white dog shit in the pissing down rain.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby des » Thu May 19, 9:54 am

chigusa wrote:
des wrote:Anyone else have to suffer that scented San Izal stuff at primary school? It didn't wipe any shit off, it just smeared it round your butt cheeks so you spent the rest of the day smelling intermittently of crap and a pine forest!



you were using it the wrong road 'round, des. you're supposed to wipe your arse on the rough side, the shiny side was just for show.
a Lancashire childhood is a great thing, mine was spent stood in white dog shit in the pissing down rain.


White dog shit was ace! It didn't seem as dirty as the brown stuff, so we'd pick it up and throw it at each other!

You'd quite often get home and find some cunt had dropped a present in your anorak hood!


Peace, Des.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby Dazzler » Thu May 19, 10:00 am

Fucking hell, Des.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby des » Thu May 19, 10:03 am

Dazzler wrote:Fucking hell, Des.


There wasn't much to do in Preston in the Sixties!

Peace, Des.

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby Cat » Thu May 19, 1:18 pm

So lets summarize. NY NY is a LGBT bully and the Brits are more obsessed with their bowel functions than Americans.
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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby smokedpeppers » Thu May 19, 1:50 pm

lol

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Re: This whole transgender thing is out of control!

Postby modern roots » Thu May 19, 2:16 pm

Cat wrote:So lets summarize. NY NY is a LGBT bully and the Brits are more obsessed with their bowel functions than Americans.
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After seeing this picture I much prefer my shit in the woods to a toilet visit at Target. Like that toilet bowl there can solve a person's confusion when it comes to their sex (or gender). How utterly fucking stupid. Just like the absurd claim by chig that the toilet bowl controversy represents stagnation.
They're just trying to see how badly they can fuck up a trip to the toilet. And they want everyone to "look at me"!!!


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