.....of Why we did this.... Drie-èèn...

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.....of Why we did this.... Drie-èèn...

Postby a bollocks » Thu Dec 02, 1:44 am

or as I like to call it "FAT TUESDAY"!

wait.... we get to sleep in? whatever...... Boo is up and at 'em, early. I crumble into a bedspread-ball.
waaaaaaaaa...... GIT YO ASS UP! lordy. Do I hafta shower? k.

Trudge, trudge, trudge..... drizzly, rainy, cold, road the 600.
Onwards & upwards. No plan today. nuttin.

MAN! We shoulda got off at that stop before the bridge. Just after the ferris wheel.......( that became our beacon.)
"CENTRAAL STASHIONE!"
dammit. I'm thinkin we were goin to Amnesia. See if Sodie showed.

LOL. We see CiCi... we chat and ask about Sodie.
"Who?"
"uhhhhhhh.... you know... the old hippie."
"Huh?" (they say it in NL too)
"pony tail, dumbass?"
"...... oooooo... huh?"
"Klootzak! Otis Grinder!"
"JA!"
case sol-ved.......did he leave a message?
nee.

dammit lol. We vapoed anyway.
mebbe the GA & Jon lol. kissy-kiss. We were running in Mokum tiime. I bet the GA is open.

yup. oooooooooo Jon..... *blink* *blink* lol.
Sodie even left a message. da.

Boo wants pics. lol. HERE! THERE! with jon. with the gear...... uh no I don't think so lol.
BIRDIE! damn somebody gots a nose. We pose & pounce. We peruse the stickers. Wow.
we got pics. Long lens for Birdie's nose. lol ......
SODIE! & ALFRED the butler. Man this is crowded. Lets go somewhere.

lol. we traverse west then the HONGRY-CALL! hits us all.... except Birdie is in charge lol.
as we traverse RIGHT from Amnesia..... nice walk. For a bumbling sextet. The butler wants sex lol.
we settle for a trek (Hi HIlly!) around a canal ring. Birdie apologizes, Al takes over.
ooooooooooooooooooooo Fluffy... well... the inside of an albatross' wings. Pancakelatteringeningden. with stroop.

we shoulda turned left at Albuquerque. DA. just down the straat from Amnesia. lolol. Goed eats.

LET'S SMOKE! woooooooooooooo. I fergit where we go next. Somebody help me. ... with aplomb.

WOOT!

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Postby boneymaroni » Thu Dec 02, 1:51 am

Another literary masterpiece!
YOWsuh!

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Postby hank » Thu Dec 02, 4:54 am

Yuanoah, I really like your literary masterpeices, but sometimes it's like too far out. Man I wish I was there with you , we'd have some fun.

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Postby wEEDmAN » Thu Dec 02, 12:36 pm

Love the way you write this stuff bollocks.
You might not be the most technically-minded poet in the world of literature, but your sure do 'channel' the spirit of amsterdam!
I can't think of a better way to write a 'Dam trip report than a Burroughs-like collage of impressions and notes, they sure match up with my memories and make me wanna go back sometimes soooon

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Postby Old Hippie Dave » Thu Dec 02, 5:44 pm

I went to Beverwijk....so your no your own ...DA

but I do think we meet later at dolphins
where you was harrasing all them english chicks
and then later you was puken in front of that bakery

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Postby Otis » Thu Dec 02, 9:37 pm

I'm shakin' my head in disbelief, but I believe everything I've read. Wow, what a trip man! You guys and gal sure partied like frenzied fiends. It's so much fun to read about it all, for those of us who could not be there. Thanks for the descriptive stories.

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Postby Birdman » Fri Dec 03, 5:42 pm

Well to continue...

The pancaken be fillin and snuggling in our tummies so warm we split from the old hippie and our trusty guide Al and we traipse along in the misty chill over brick and bone to the Dampkring and the 23 Euro Moonshine whilst Vedder and Gossard howl from above.

A beer in the gut on two wheels! Does this thing have brakes?

WOOT!
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Postby muckypup » Fri Dec 03, 10:22 pm

Otis wrote:I'm shakin' my head in disbelief


So am I...

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Postby dannymac » Sat Dec 04, 6:30 am

Actually, this is the most coherent one yet! LOL

Keep up the good work bollocks, and I'll keep tryin' to decipher your prose.

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Postby Old Hippie Dave » Sat Dec 04, 3:55 pm

dannymac wrote:Actually, this is the most coherent one yet! LOL

yeah

I can't wait to here the next part that evening at dolphins and later at the get down. Where ya almost got in to a fight with thoes 2 guys outside

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Postby dannymac » Sat Dec 04, 6:49 pm

Now, Now, OHD - I didn't say he was 'the most coherent' on Drie-èèn...
I only said the trip report was. LOL
and I can't wait to here about, later that day.....
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Postby TAK » Sat Dec 03, 8:59 pm

Another wootderful report.
More. More. Encore!

WOOT!

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Postby sidhe333 » Sat Dec 03, 11:26 pm

fab report!
makes Ben Hur look like an epic!
author! author!

s:.

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Postby JohnnyHempseed » Sun Dec 04, 6:31 am

Old Hippie Dave wrote:
dannymac wrote:Actually, this is the most coherent one yet! LOL

yeah

I can't wait to here the next part that evening at dolphins and later at the get down. Where ya almost got in to a fight with thoes 2 guys outside


a fight?? what happened?

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Postby Birdman » Sun Dec 04, 4:46 pm

Dang man, I remember it like it was yesterday!

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Postby a bollocks » Sun Dec 04, 10:27 pm

not writing anymore about that.. I have evolved. ..read...>

this ! muthafucka !

WOOT!

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Postby Dano » Mon Dec 05, 4:44 pm

muckypup wrote:
Otis wrote:I'm shakin' my head in disbelief


So am I...



and me

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Postby Old Hippie Dave » Mon Dec 05, 11:00 pm

a bollocks wrote:not writing anymore about that.. I have evolved. ..read...>

this ! muthafucka !

WOOT!


can/t we hear the part bout you puken i front of the bakery while BB was flerting wit the bakery dude while the one eyed marrocan tryed to sell me a stolen bike?

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Postby a bollocks » Tue Dec 06, 7:26 pm

fuck if we are bumping threads might as well go from the

BEGINNING of that november week

WOOT!

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Postby sidhe333 » Wed Dec 07, 3:35 am



i thought it was 'Throat Warbler Mangrove'


-Lt. Harry 'Snapper' Organs ('a glittering performance of rare perception')


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