I didn't go to Amsterdam, but I got gas in New Holland. . .

[dannymac]

I HOPE you don't mind me posting this, cuz' it won't cost you any CHANGE.
The last time we were near Chicago, Obama was there too.
He likes the deep dish pizza, I've heard in the news,
but I don't believe he thinks deep enough to know exactly what's goin' on.
C'est La Vie, who the hell cares?

I will not post my report here, cuz' I've already done it elsewhere.
What I want to know from all of you, is do you think it was a journey or a trip?
Don't forget to click on the links, that's if you want to read between the lines.
I'm behind the lines of the enemy, but in reality I'm havin' the time of my life!

[Old Fart]

Great report, it was almost like being there.

[Bohannon]

Great report, it was almost like being there.

...But not so neatly dressed right?

[dannymac]

Great report, it was almost like being there.

LOL!
From one old fart to another. . .
love that new avatar!

But nobody has answered the question yet.
In reality it's a simple one to answer.

BO, that pic you posted reminded me of the Father. Sitting in front of the boobtube all day long.
The only difference is the direction they're looking in and what's on the TV set.
Dad watches FOX news all day long, with his eyes looking upward;
Dat other guy is watching a cartoon, with his eyes looking downward.

Almost like a religious experience the 2 of 'em.
Some people look to the sky for their God, and others look to the earth for their gods.
While still other know that GOD is everywhere, and is the All Knowing One.
I'm just a smart ass know it all, havin' a little fun.

[Jessica]

I'm just a smart ass know it all, havin' a little fun.

Finally!

[Dano]

I'm just a smart ass know it all, havin' a little fun.

You forgot "unemployed maintenance man"