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Postby GT » Fri Jul 16, 1:46 am

wow...i haven't been this entertained by a trip report in ages.
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Postby SkipMDMan » Fri Jul 16, 2:27 pm

That was a great trip report although I suspect that I need a translator to make sure I understood all of it.

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Postby ANDRE3000 » Sat Jul 24, 7:02 pm

The lady at dolphins was a bitch to me and my friend. I think she was mad that we only bought a couple of looza's. We sat down to smoke a joint and as soon as we lit it, she yelled across the room "is that tobacco in that joint"? We replied "no, hash" as it was only hash. She just gave us a look that could kill. Stay away from Dolphins! Anyplace that makes you buy their weed is not worth your time. It means their weed is weak and they can't sell it. You never have that problem at Dampkring, because they sell the fuck outta their weed and there is never a place to sit down.

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Postby Philter » Sun Jul 25, 2:16 pm

Yeah I had the same thing with her. Told her it's my last night and I dont want to buymore weed. bought a tea. Funny place. I then said how bout if I buy a space cake so she smiled and said great. Great this is a fucking strong cake. She goes, they always do, you can eat it before you board the plane. Yeah right I am going to freak out on the long ride to NY. It sucks being a lightweight sometimes let me tell you. I like that verdammper though.

chigusa wrote:there is nothing quite so funny as a drunk fat man on a bike .
the dolphins. the fucking dolphjins.wanted to smoke the verdamper. woman said that i had to buy her weed to use it, worse, even after buying her weed i would still not ne permitted to put my own weed in her fucking verdampers. i mentioned her resemblance to what you find at the junction of a womans legs. dolphins used to be ok.
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Postby chichi123 » Mon Jul 26, 1:45 am

If I were the Dolphins lady I would do that as well. You must think how many slug ass mofos come in and suck up all the good air on a daily basis and don't lay down the cash for the electric bill. Ya know, if you aren't laying down at least 10 euro I would say move along.

It's best just to blast in and buy 5 grams of something ffs. Then everybody relaxes.

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Postby boneymaroni » Mon Jul 26, 2:28 am

There's no excuse for poor customer service. If there was 'attitude' associated with it...you shoulda slapped that bitch (okay...I'd have just walked out)

See....a good coffeeshop ruined when they took booze away. Dolphins used to rock!

When they lost their license for the herb (too much on premises I think)....their dope was even BETTER! Bar/budtender Rene would pump the fire water baby!! We set the bar on fire one night...about every night there was dancing on the bar...some drunk ass shit...crazy. Rene's been gone.

Then...the booze was gone....and the place...and the vibe...turned to shit.

I've been back a few times over the years...yeh, they suck

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Postby ANDRE3000 » Wed Jul 28, 5:36 am

Really chichi? At least 10 euro? Where does it end. I come in and buy a gram, now I gotta buy drinks. I think if someone is spending money in your establishment you should be happy. We there a whole 15 min, enough to smoke a jay and drink a looza.

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Postby chichi123 » Wed Jul 28, 2:40 pm

A gram and a looza was prolly 10 Euro.

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Postby ANDRE3000 » Thu Jul 29, 6:58 pm

I just don't think you should have to buy something to drink AND smoke in every Coffeeshop you go to, cuz at that rate, you will be broke in no time.

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Postby NewYork, New York » Thu Jul 29, 7:45 pm

ANDRE3000 wrote:I just don't think you should have to buy something to drink AND smoke in every Coffeeshop you go to, cuz at that rate, you will be broke in no time.


I'm with you Andre.

Think of it this way. You walk into a bar and order a beer. Does the bartender give you crap because you don't buy any snacks to eat while drinking?

Absolutley NOT!

Some of the budtenders in AMS are assholes. Surprise, surprise.

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Postby ANDRE3000 » Sat Jul 31, 8:07 am

Good analogy NYNY. I never thought of it like that.

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Postby hank » Sat Jul 31, 10:14 pm

Chigusa you cracked me up with your trip report. Made my fucking day, what an observation.

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wow

Postby reefertoker » Sun Aug 08, 2:27 am

truly inspiring trip reports! I felt like I was there.
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Postby chigusa » Tue Nov 18, 4:49 pm

nice of you to go to all this trouble, finding and bumping my reports.
you actually love me as much as you fear me, it's obvious now.


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