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Birdman catches the klapp.

Postby Birdman » Tue Nov 17, 1:27 am

I will be looking for some good VD on this trip. I'm only visiting skanky ho's. The skankier the better. And no condoms. I want some of whatever they've got.
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Postby chichi123 » Tue Nov 17, 1:52 am

AMSTERDAM.
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Postby islandgurl » Tue Nov 17, 4:14 am

Have a fun, safe trip, birdy and try the SoGouda from both Hunters and Katsu. Just tried the SoGouda from Hunters and it rocked on the first hit. Shared just a pipe and I'm flyin' - very impressive.

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Postby slither » Wed Nov 18, 3:11 am

I hope you catch the klapp.

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Postby Birdman » Wed Nov 18, 2:55 pm

So I get out of Central Station and I drop my bags and run into the RLD screaming, "YO I NEED A SKANKY HO!"

I runs right up around the Oude Kerk and there is this fat ass skanky ho leaning out the window wearing some spandex thing that was riding high up her ass crack. I asked her, "Whatcha got?"

She replied, "Whatever you want, baby."

I said, "I want some skank."

She said, "You've come to the right place, honey," and turned around she bent over and the reek from her crack was overpowering but delightful.

I says, "Now that be some fine skank, ho. Let's get it on!"

...to be continued.

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Postby woody » Wed Nov 18, 3:00 pm

Giving up pot eh? Good man.

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Postby Birdman » Wed Nov 18, 3:03 pm

woody wrote:Giving up pot eh? Good man.


No, but I will be drinking alcohol more this trip which means I will most likely smoke less.

I have no problem with that.

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Postby islandgurl » Wed Nov 18, 4:37 pm

Birdman wrote:So I get out of Central Station and I drop my bags and run into the RLD screaming, "YO I NEED A SKANKY HO!"

I runs right up around the Oude Kerk and there is this fat ass skanky ho leaning out the window wearing some spandex thing that was riding high up her ass crack. I asked her, "Whatcha got?"

She replied, "Whatever you want, baby."

I said, "I want some skank."

She said, "You've come to the right place, honey," and turned around she bent over and the reek from her crack was overpowering but delightful.

I says, "Now that be some fine skank, ho. Let's get it on!"

...to be continued.


LMAO I shall wait with baited breath to read (Paul Harvey voice) "The rest of the story."

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Postby Birdman » Wed Nov 18, 6:03 pm

So I be dones with the skank ho and yeah she was good, damn good, took my meat and bathed it in her skank. Drowned it. I had all the neighborhood cats following me as I wondered up to the Bulldog.

So I goes in and I has a smoke, some bullshit, got me high, then I go to the toilet, and the urinal is tally rank, like fungus and what not and I looks and thinks...hmmm...so I take out my meat and rubs it all about the bowl. I splash the turds upon my genitals. Lovely. At least me meat don't smell like fishes any more.
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Postby islandgurl » Wed Nov 18, 6:13 pm

Birdman wrote:had all the neighborhood cats following me as I wondered up to the Bulldog.


LMFAO this is fun in here today. First day I've had to relax and enjoy since I've been home. Thanks, birdy - that was excellent reading with a buzz.

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Postby yogibear » Thu Nov 19, 12:59 am

Ahh those fine memories of Amsterdam. Sounds like you are spending some quality time in Mokem. Kind like the Terry Southern & Mason Hoffenberg novel I once read in high school, the part about the hunchback or maybe the adventures of a friend on a houseboat a few years ago when you were in town for Q-Day Birdman.

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Postby koopa » Thu Nov 26, 6:39 am

Take your meat over to Homegrown Fantasy and look at it in a black lighted bathroom. You will most likely see the skank you thought you washed off still clinging to you like a psychedelic fruit roll up o' germs wrapped around your member.
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Postby sidhe333 » Thu Nov 26, 10:49 am

this is good fun, now isn't it?

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