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The first time

Postby Michelle » Thu Dec 18, 6:14 am

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Postby Newbie Doo2 » Thu Dec 18, 12:21 pm

Michelle, that was a fantastic trip report.
Thank you for sharing your experience.
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Can you post some more ??

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Wow

Postby loser » Thu Dec 18, 12:44 pm

Michelle,
That was Great!
Again I am amazed at the talented writers that are board members. Thank you for taking the time and effort to post. A great read and a real nice way to start the day.

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Postby Gyro Gearloose » Thu Dec 18, 5:01 pm

Nice report, but what a slut, really!

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Postby Newbie Doo2 » Thu Dec 18, 5:44 pm

Gyro Gearloose wrote:Nice report, but what a slut, really!


There's no need for that........go and stand outside and think about what you have said, you can come back in when you're sorry.

Just kidding

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Postby Redhohoho » Thu Dec 18, 6:06 pm

Sounds like you had a great time - good for you!

I don't mean to start a war but why is it when the men write of their escapades it's ok but when women do the same they are sluts? Stupid double standards!.. ok I am done now...

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Postby Mr. Charlie » Thu Dec 18, 6:10 pm

Redhohoho wrote:Sounds like you had a great time - good for you!

I don't mean to start a war but why is it when the men write of their escapades it's ok but when women do the same they are sluts? Stupid double standards!.. ok I am done now...


Just a thought - it may have been a joke.

Damn overreacting women... ;-)

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Postby Redhohoho » Thu Dec 18, 7:48 pm

You may be right Mr. Charlie! Stupid hormones:)

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Postby moe. » Thu Dec 18, 8:01 pm

Thanks for the report Michelle. It was a good read indeed. I almost sported a chubbie at work!

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Postby daddy » Thu Dec 18, 8:10 pm

Redhohoho wrote:Sounds like you had a great time - good for you!

I don't mean to start a war but why is it when the men write of their escapades it's ok but when women do the same they are sluts? Stupid double standards!.. ok I am done now...


no comment on this trip report but i would like to remind that dannymac has been called far worse for less, so the double standards are from....

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Postby GT » Thu Dec 18, 11:07 pm

woo-hoo, an excellent, unique report from a new & unforseen contributor.
happy day!
thanks for your efforts, please continue.

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Postby Beverly Hilscopptu » Fri Dec 19, 4:03 am

Gyro Gearloose wrote:Nice report, but what a slut, really!


I think she prefers the term 'whore'.

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Postby Michelle » Fri Dec 19, 8:03 am

Gyro Gearloose wrote:Nice report, but what a slut, really!


Beverly Hilscopptu wrote:I think she prefers the term 'whore'.


Well, that's one way to look at it - although I must oppose to the term 'whore'. Mind you, I wasn't getting paid, nor was *I* in a relationship at the time :-)

Truth is it turned into an affair that lasted for years and involved many a lovely city. However, the following meetings were of a more dominantly sexual nature, and therefore they could be more appropriate for a different kind of forum :-)

Thanks for your comments, I appreciate them all :-)

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Postby Banks » Fri Dec 19, 2:12 pm

Enjoyed reading your report Michelle!

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Awesome.

Postby LastHamlet » Fri Dec 19, 7:57 pm

I thought it was a most romantic kind of thing. Some times in life, things just happen on the spur of the moment. I found that to be a damned wonderful read, and the passion, no matter what a few think, was glowing.
Thank You Michelle, the more mature and non-insulting people of the forum, find it to be a spectacular adventure.
Beverly is just pissed you didn't jump her bones...LOL...

Thanks for the Passionate Insight of your Report, 5 Stars...
LH.

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Postby a bollocks » Sun Dec 21, 11:13 pm

from one slut to another: GOOD SHOW!

Sometimes things happen in the blink. Following does not make one a bad person. The intermingling of two souls behind a phone booth is actually lightning in a bottle. I'm envious.

Great report too. Both.

.... did I mention I'm absolutely mad for Danish women? Sweet LORD!


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Postby Michelle » Sun Dec 21, 11:56 pm

a bollocks wrote:from one slut to another: GOOD SHOW!

Great report too. Both.

.... did I mention I'm absolutely mad for Danish women? Sweet LORD!


WOOP!


Why, thank you, sir *bowing*

You didn't mention that bit, no. How many have you known? ;-)

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Postby a bollocks » Mon Dec 22, 12:01 am

Michelle wrote:
a bollocks wrote:from one slut to another: GOOD SHOW!

Great report too. Both.

.... did I mention I'm absolutely mad for Danish women? Sweet LORD!


WOOP!


Why, thank you, sir *bowing*

You didn't mention that bit, no. How many have you known? ;-)


Well there was Britt, wait, Swedish, ... there was Elke.. damn!
uuummmmmmmmmmm, Ophelia? wait, LastHamlet has the rights.

Biblically? Well there was Ruth.

WOOP!

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Postby Michelle » Mon Dec 22, 12:47 am

a bollocks wrote:.... did I mention I'm absolutely mad for Danish women? Sweet LORD!

Well there was Britt, wait, Swedish, ... there was Elke.. damn!
uuummmmmmmmmmm, Ophelia? wait, LastHamlet has the rights.

Biblically? Well there was Ruth.

WOOP!


So you're basically just sweet-talking me or what? ;-)

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Postby a bollocks » Mon Dec 22, 1:00 am

Michelle wrote:
a bollocks wrote:.... did I mention I'm absolutely mad for Danish women? Sweet LORD!

Well there was Britt, wait, Swedish, ... there was Elke.. damn!
uuummmmmmmmmmm, Ophelia? wait, LastHamlet has the rights.

Biblically? Well there was Ruth.

WOOP!


So you're basically just sweet-talking me or what? ;-)


Michelle, my belle, donkey-poontang, vont tres bien ensemble.

I've always pictured Scandinavian women as visions from a Goddess.

... show up in Feb and I will sing you more poetry and prolly do a DannyMac on the spot.

DannyMac="he's no fun he fell right over"

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Postby Michelle » Mon Dec 22, 1:05 am

a bollocks wrote:
Michelle, my belle, donkey-poontang, vont tres bien ensemble.

I've always pictured Scandinavian women as visions from a Goddess.

... show up in Feb and I will sing you more poetry and prolly do a DannyMac on the spot.

DannyMac="he's no fun he fell right over"

WOOP!


Sorry, darling. My agenda doesn't get me to A'dam until April. Then again, seeing that i'll miss you reciting poetry and then fall right over, i suppose i may not miss all that much? ;-) jk

Btw, what had that Goddess been smoking before she had those visions? ;-)

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Visions on a Sunday

Postby a bollocks » Mon Dec 22, 1:15 am

SHOT DOWN! quick too. Must be a record.

<frantically searching April flights>


Damn. The same price.

<calling boss on a Sunday, trying to switch vacations>

SHOT DOWN TWICE! in one day.

that Goddess is unimpeachable.
plus...I get right back up after being bowled-over


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Re: Visions on a Sunday

Postby Michelle » Mon Dec 22, 1:26 am

a bollocks wrote:plus...I get right back up after being bowled-over


So you try that excercise often? I'm impressed - that's just so manly! LOL

Careful with calling the boss on Sundays, or you could end up having nothing but vacations and eventually spend the next eternity in Amsterdam. Now you may not think that sounds too bad, but since I'd be feeling horrifically guilty, I'd have to join you, of course - and trust me, an eternity in my company is a loong, loong time ;-)

Shot down indeed, but *I* fire blanks only...

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Postby a bollocks » Mon Dec 22, 1:30 am

it's a date.


Damn the torpedos, and all that rot.


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Postby GT » Mon Dec 22, 1:30 am

"he's no fun he fell right over"

WOOP!


a bollocks, just wanted you to know somebody got the firesign reference - catherwood, just roll a couple of bombers & leave them on the side table....

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Postby a bollocks » Mon Dec 22, 1:35 am

I've forgotten the key???!!!???

That's OK, I've got a lid in the car

<from the booth> THanks, Rocky!


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Postby GT » Mon Dec 22, 1:47 am

a bollocks wrote:I've forgotten the key???!!!???



did you get the key?
no, only half a key, i had to split it with the sound effects man.
<from the booth> THanks, Rocky!


coo coo cachoo

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Postby a bollocks » Mon Dec 22, 1:52 am

GT wrote:
a bollocks wrote:I've forgotten the key???!!!???



did you get the key?
no, only half a key, i had to split it with the sound effects man.
<from the booth> THanks, Rocky!


coo coo cachoo


silly me, one step ahead and behind.

Goo Goo Gajoob! wait a minute...didn't I say that on the other side of the forum? ...............?............s'alright they're speaking Dutch.

The President of the United States IS named Shickelgruber.

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Postby Michelle » Mon Dec 22, 1:57 am

I almost wish I had the faintest idea what you guys are talking about.. almost.. ;-)


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