Mayberry: the niewe strain.

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Mayberry: the niewe strain.

Postby a bollocks » Thu Oct 23, 2:40 pm

(whistling) ... (throwing pebbles in the canal)
... got a date..got a date. with a very important... down the wormhole......a veddy modern major one, generally speaking.


ANDY!
(the whole crowd in Amnesia turns around.. I break into my Barney Fife impersonation and am promptly sent out)
...go to the girl next door for a while...
then I come back as Floyd...
uhh. uhhhh....oooooooooo, UHH ZEE! UHH ZEE!... hi andy.

i am welcomed in open arms.. they want my thorazine!

In truth, I sounded more like Otis the Town-Drunk, but hadn't had a thing yet that day.
Oracle stares at me like, WTF?
'BOLLOCKS!'
...GOOD GOD MAN! ...handshakes & hugs and an intro to his loverly lady..I kissed her hand and said some French... 'Merde' or something. She was impressed.
I had bought a pijpje, earlier and needed some stuff.
...btw, I had been thru Abraxas on my way up to Amnesia that day.
As soon as I entered, I started dancing with one of the staff to a song on the box...the budtender ( jealous wench) promptly told me to take off my hat. WTF?
So i used their bathroom and moved on. Yes I left a present.

Amnesia crowd couldn't've cared less. I was inroduced all around, bought some Carmello Hasj.. tasty and wonderful, and some Morning Glory (ok). I asked the barkeep for a drink to cure the most dreadful cottonmouth in the world. She made me a 'Lemonana'. I recommend this to anyone who is thirsty. It fucking works!

Time for a sit-down and some fucking stories. WOW!

There once was a man named Andy
he thought of himself as randy
He finally met Bols
and over he falls
Bolsy & Angtje got along famously.

part 2 soon.

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Postby tuttiflutes » Thu Oct 23, 3:20 pm

keep em' coming bol...
toots

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Re: Mayberry: the niewe strain.

Postby Dano » Thu Oct 23, 5:54 pm

a bollocks wrote:(In truth, I sounded more like Otis the Town-Drunk, but hadn't had a thing yet that day.
It's called Wernicke's encephalitis.

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Postby a bollocks » Thu Oct 23, 7:03 pm

Mount Pilot

partje twee.

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Postby FitZerOy » Thu Oct 23, 7:14 pm

Gid stuff baws

Good there's more to come

QUICK!!TYPE!!

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Postby Dano » Thu Oct 23, 7:47 pm

There isn't anything really flame worthy here so far bols it just the same old dumb shit you always produce

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Postby a bollocks » Thu Oct 23, 7:48 pm

thanks.

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Postby boneymaroni » Thu Oct 23, 8:03 pm

Is this a trip report..?

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Postby Banks » Thu Oct 23, 8:21 pm

boneymaroni wrote:Is this a trip report..?

If it is, I'd like to know where Goober hid the torque converter?

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Postby Bohannon » Thu Oct 23, 8:51 pm

Banks wrote:
boneymaroni wrote:Is this a trip report..?

If it is, I'd like to know where Goober hid the torque converter?


Nice Avatar Banks.

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Postby bogart » Thu Oct 23, 9:00 pm

sounds mortifying.

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Postby Banks » Fri Oct 24, 12:31 am

bogart wrote:sounds mortifying.

Can you do a reasonable Opie Taylor?

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Postby TAK » Fri Oct 24, 2:11 pm

a bollocks wrote:Mount Pilot

partje twee.


No flames over there.

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Postby tuttiflutes » Fri Oct 24, 3:04 pm

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cc65ed650d


Speaking of Mayberry and

Opie Taylor

This is hilarious...
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Postby bogart » Fri Oct 24, 3:33 pm

Banks wrote:
bogart wrote:sounds mortifying.

Can you do a reasonable Opie Taylor?


no, I have too many tats, but I can play rock around the clock on the guitar.


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