Bolsy-2006: My Beots...6.999.."ROOK"

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Bolsy-2006: My Beots...6.999.."ROOK"

Postby a bollocks » Sat Jun 03, 1:37 am

ROOK!

as we left our stumbling bumbelos, we heard, they were at Rookies.

TIME TO GIT DOWN!

oh bier.... PRE-ROLLED too!.. altho not like the Olde Choo. dammit. THEY WILL PAY! (more later)

Having never been here, I was immediately at home. PUB/coffeeshoppe. nice.

the barkeeps are very cool. Two dutch guys and funny as hell.

one of them caught me dancing to a disco song..... i stopped.... I try to look impish... he laffes his ass off and immediately busts a couple of robot moves that floor me. I showed people ALL NITE! "BB!.. look at this guy"... we would stare, he would notice and do a shortened version, that always got a laff. Goddess Bless him. The ROOK!

fast forward to..... NO LINE FOR YOU!

Otis was a hoot. Beanie was dearie and only had one beer, she gave me her 2nd... well I took it after she started flirting with me... beot.

OH! Bear has 5 houses and a farm and .... uhhh... some girlfriends on the side?
JOHNNYJOE! he is here.. Elway and a gorgeous brunette, ELVIS YOU DAWG!, oh and hilly... & fuggin boidie.

i am having fun at the end of the bar, by our tables. There is this loud fucker there. Oteez called him the BullHorn Guy. Truer words.... I looked at him and looked at Rook. He asked the ass to quieten down. The guy explained that he was hard-of-hearing... I said, "Huh?"

da... he vamoosed...

Rook and I laffed and laffed...
then...

He said, "Come on." .. uhhh... he started a conga-line.. i follered. I was doing my best groucho moves and everything.. NONE would join in. He asked several, they declined, and it got me to thinking... this is a rub. .. yeah! Let's get the DA American. I asked Rook and he denied it. I didn't care, I felt like a regular.

Footie is on the telly. We sing chants and ditties. I, actually, was doing the "filling in".. mostly grunts and...
...oom-pa-pa's.

A wonderful night, even the other barkeep joined in the merriment.

We, all, ended the night singing the theme song to Cheers. In Nederlandse. Dutch...again with the oom-pa-pa's.
I did yell " NORM" during one of the chorus breaks and got toasts clinking all around me. I was a reg.

no Cliff Claven, as I ignored Bear all nite.

Almost the best night I have ever spent in Mokum.

ROOK!
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Postby Otis » Sat Jun 03, 1:12 pm

I kinda sorta remember that night. Jeanbean named him the "foghorn" guy. Poor guy and I wanted to hear his tales of sea fishing but was afraid to get him started. It was a tough night, maximum load a going. But a heck of a lot of fun.

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Postby genypher » Sat Jun 03, 10:58 pm

when i read your trip reports, i feel like i am in a fog of sweet sweet smoke. I get all warm and fuzzy in my brain...

MY WORD! Your trip reports get me HIGH!

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Postby a bollocks » Sat Jun 03, 11:00 pm

ho...

WOOT!

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Postby Dano » Sun Jun 04, 2:50 am

Just once could you write something that is readable

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Postby a bollocks » Sun Jun 04, 2:52 am

Dano wrote:Just once could you write something that is readable


no.

thanks for playing.

NEXT!

WOOT!

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Postby Dano » Sun Jun 04, 3:05 am

a bollocks wrote:
Dano wrote:Just once could you write something that is readable


no.




No surprise there


a bollocks wrote:I try to look impish


But you came off retarded didn't you, Master Thesbian


a bollocks wrote: I was doing my best groucho moves and everything.. NONE would join in.


Imagine that.... a drunk idiot making a spectacle of himself. Normally people flock to that sort of thing

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Postby boneymaroni » Sun Jun 04, 4:47 am

Suck my ass Dano....you Bitch!!......I got muh nigrah's back........hate me....not the Ascended One....

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Postby sidhe333 » Sun Jun 04, 5:03 am

disco beot moves, you mean....
made Rick James look beotiful, no doubt.
beotalicious!

s:.
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Postby Dano » Sun Jun 04, 5:10 am

boneymaroni wrote:I got muh nigrah's back.


How incredibly predictable.....But where were you in the Conga line?


boney wrote:.......hate me....not the Ascended One....



I couldn't possibly hate another country boy. I just feel sorry for you, caught in a folie a duex.

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Postby a bollocks » Tue Jun 06, 12:59 am

hafta say, "WAA."

this is what I meant by fair warning.

muh beots will chime in and you will bump threads.

try Feb 2004.. those are good too.

WOOT!

oh and Nov also.

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Postby boneymaroni » Tue Jun 06, 6:23 am

Bolsy.....did you really pm that dude....and say that shit......?

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Postby shantiman » Tue Jun 06, 9:08 am

a bollocks wrote:hafta say, "WAA."

this is what I meant by fair warning.

muh beots will chime in and you will bump threads.

try Feb 2004.. those are good too.

WOOT!

oh and Nov also.


fucking hell you're also an aol user!

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Postby Dano » Tue Jun 06, 1:33 pm

boneymaroni wrote:Bolsy.....did you really pm that dude....and say that shit......?



Yep

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Postby Dano » Tue Jun 06, 1:37 pm

a bollocks wrote:hafta say, "WAA."

this is what I meant by fair warning.

muh beots will chime in and you will bump threads.

try Feb 2004.. those are good too.

WOOT!

oh and Nov also.



Aren't you a clever lad. Start a fight to bump your threads and manipulate your friends.

What a lucky bunch they are

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Postby LastHamlet » Tue Jun 06, 3:29 pm

Dam, Bollocks, your writings have created a new list of friends/fans... (As a footnote, that might be why I retired?)
Ignored the Bear HUH??? But, he is a fountain of Info. Of course, when toasting up a few, maybe info is the last thing one may need... Though, at times, opinions vary.
Interesting continuing saga, Bollocks. You got to love the oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, Ohhhhh oom-pa-pa's
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Postby a bollocks » Tue Jun 06, 11:47 pm

thanks LH.

for my part, the Trip report section has always been sacred.

NO FLAMING.

i have given you constructive criticism over the years, as you have to me.

NO FLAMING.

these other punks need to write some of their own reports and put their asses on the line. It is a tough effort to put one's feelings into words the way one feels them.
I happen to feel F R A K Y!

I am RickJamesBEOT!

WOOT!

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Postby Dano » Wed Jun 07, 12:06 am

a bollocks wrote: It is a tough effort to put one's feelings into words the way one feels them.


Well if you "feel them" in a disorganized, schizophrenic, immature ramble, you've done a fine job

I didn't flame your posts untill you PM'd me with your name calling and threats. I even offered to let you retract it, so stop crying.

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Postby a bollocks » Wed Jun 07, 12:10 am

Dano wrote:
a bollocks wrote: It is a tough effort to put one's feelings into words the way one feels them.


Well if you "feel them" in a disorganized, schizophrenic, immature ramble, you've done a fine job

I didn't flame your posts untill you PM'd me with your name calling and threats. I even offered to let you retract it, so stop crying.


read it again, this time wif a doob. It might work for you.

BB said, "Mebbe you had to be there."

that is what I am trying to accomplish: the WICKED insanity of it all. This was a beotiful nite.

with kudos to Hiccup for that word.

WOOT!

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Postby LastHamlet » Wed Jun 07, 2:34 am

a bollocks wrote:thanks LH.

for my part, the Trip report section has always been sacred.

NO FLAMING.

i have given you constructive criticism over the years, as you have to me.

NO FLAMING.

these other punks need to write some of their own reports and put their asses on the line. It is a tough effort to put one's feelings into words the way one feels them.
I happen to feel F R A K Y!

I am RickJamesBEOT!

WOOT!


Dude, you are scaring me, I feel the same way as to laying ones ass on the line, and sacred ground. Of course, we knew I would chop off my own head at times...LOL...
You worded that better than I ever could, that's what's scaring me... Is that you Bollocks??? :-)
No kiddin, between that and the lines from the last post...
a bollocks wrote:that is what I am trying to accomplish: the WICKED insanity of it all. This was a beotiful nite.

with kudos to Hiccup for that word.

WOOT!

F***, what can I say, but I understand,,,,, Brilliant Description.
All The Best Regards,
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Postby Dano » Wed Jun 07, 2:45 am

LastHamlet wrote:Dude, you are scaring me, I feel the same way as to laying ones ass on the line, and sacred ground.



Your BOTH scaring me.....Wich one of you is going to break out the lotion first?

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Postby a bollocks » Wed Jun 07, 2:47 am

our "both scaring me" WHAT?!?

possessive pronoun?
contraction?

like I said... fair warning.

keep the flames to the political forum.

do it now.

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Postby LastHamlet » Wed Jun 07, 2:49 am

Oh No!!! the lube.
Man, it better not be my time in the barrell again. I am getting tired of that :-)

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Okay

Postby LastHamlet » Wed Jun 07, 3:00 am

I would just like to take this chance, and mind you I have only even uttered these words one other time(And maybe I shouldn't have?)
Nonetheless, it does raise an eyebrow or two, and keeps the insanity going. Although, it does speak new volumes on mental instability...

If it were not for my sideline as a drag-queen stripper, I am not sure I could make it.

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Postby Dano » Wed Jun 07, 3:01 am

a bollocks wrote:do it now.





No, I think I like it here.

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Postby Dano » Wed Jun 07, 3:15 am

a bollocks wrote:read it again, this time wif a doob. It might work for you.




Maybe if I got a sex change and a time machine and regressed into a fourteen year old girl, and then eaten ten hits of acid.


Then MAYBE it would "work" for me (meaning of course appreciate the products of your hopelessly immature and diseased mind)

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Postby TAK » Wed Jun 07, 4:32 am

Dano wrote:
LastHamlet wrote:Dude, you are scaring me, I feel the same way as to laying ones ass on the line, and sacred ground.



Your BOTH scaring me.....Wich one of you is going to break out the lotion first?


How about it Dano.
Put your ass on the line, once. Let's see a report that'll put us all into shock and awe.

Dag
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PS// Bols, The PM was stupid. A PM flame is worse than an open thread flame. IMO
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Postby a bollocks » Wed Jun 07, 4:34 am

nono. wooter.

a fair warning.

see?

as beanie would say... OOOPS! dano..... AND MY TAMPONS AIN'T DUSTY!


WOOT!

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Postby indigo » Wed Jun 07, 4:44 am

Has Dano ever been to Amsterdam? Does he plan to go? Does Dano smoke weed or hash? That's right, I read awhile back that his smoking weed helps him perform better at work. Wonder what kind of work he does.

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Postby TAK » Wed Jun 07, 5:02 am

a bollocks wrote:nono. wooter.

a fair warning.

see?

WOOT!


What Warning?? Why Wouldn't a Wooter Woot? Wondering What a Wooter Would Woot When the Woots Wane?

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