bolsy-2006: My Beots...three.."Thor"

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bolsy-2006: My Beots...three.."Thor"

Postby a bollocks » Sat Apr 29, 3:25 am

"Thor"

... i harken back to Christiania and having never been there, I feel I know it fairly well, having read Viking's trip reports and also knowing a Dane or three...but,
This Nordic-Scamp can smoke hasj-joints like Grannie smokes a corncob.
...he also stuffed the bestest Porno-Joint I have ever smoked.... porno as in:
this member woulda made some gal proud. It was huge... and purple. Veins of tobac lol and packed hard.
Vike crammed 13 kinds-o-weed into it with the perfect density. It smoked like a fine wine.

now to this Norwegian's nostrils. They are genetically made for expelling huge amounts of smoke.

my Squarehead mon here, was a fucking trip. I would just sit there and watch his expert rolling and his expert conversation.. with himself.

Funny as all git-out. The Guest looked on and and politely giggled.

.. occasionally, whilst rolling, Vikester would look up and with glistening eyes, look at me, smile and exclaim, "I need to toke."
duh. This fugger's joints kick bootay. Lordy.

...btw. I found some hats on the boat. I wore one to 420 and one to Vapo et al.

OHDA always poo-pooed them.
Viking always made a point to say, "NICE HAT!"

...after Vapo night.... (Mila was cool) (yes she knows me now. woo-hoo.)...
Otis, guest, vike go to Dekuil.
later I straggle along and join them...the moment I sit down by the boyos... Thor looks at me and sez,

..."I love you, Bollocks."

"... uhhh..... well.... I love you, too, Thor.".. ( he wants my fucking hat! )
OH.. and he also witnessed my receiving of a massive shotgun by Boney from the Porno Joint and exhaling a cloud of smoke that would choke an elephant... "GOOD HIT!" .... i hope OHDA got it on vid. nice.

..and here I say to you, my Scandnavian beot: "Viking, my scimitar and my nostrils are AT YOUR READY! ..anytime.....

THOR!
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Postby Priapos » Sat Apr 29, 7:11 am

I don't think I actually laughed out loud reading these, more like I maintained a constant state of chuckling throughout. Though the literary references in response to your previous posts had merit, indeed... reading you I am reminded of reading Joyce, except I get it!

Thanks for reporting in your unique style.

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Postby viking » Sun Apr 30, 8:55 pm

Laffed until I stopped, there, bollsy.

Great meeting you, man!
You're a born hat model:)

I need to toke.

Good thing there's some Danish goodness around here!

Bollsy was one of the few, theguest was another, who would
take hits off my toasted tobac/light maroc Christinia-style cones.
More power to you for that, bolls. They either make you want another
(I do! I do!) or they put you done for a bit, hehe. Bols and theguest
always kept on toking.

Wish we were all back there again right now!

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Postby theguest » Sun Apr 30, 9:52 pm

yeah me too buddy. toking in amsterdam is fun. it ain't the same back home, doesn't even touch the Amsterdam experience.

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Postby Otis » Mon May 01, 3:02 pm

Here's to that great night and the porno joint that burned perfectly against all my beliefs and predictions. I sat the darn thing in an ashtray in front of me for a rest, then forgot all about it, and picked it up maybe 5 minutes later and it was still burning! Passed it around some more...I've never seen anything quite like it! Friggin' huge!

Otis, smoked so much he forgot about the joint.

Try as I might, I can't remember de Kuil that night, but have a foggy thread of walking there.

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Re: bolsy-2006: My Beots...three.."Thor"

Postby Old Hippie Dave » Wed May 03, 9:27 pm

a bollocks wrote:and he also witnessed my receiving of a massive shotgun by Boney from the Porno Joint and exhaling a cloud of smoke that would choke an elephant... "GOOD HIT!" .... i hope OHDA got it on vid. nice.


yup i did and it was apussy hit

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Re: bolsy-2006: My Beots...three.."Thor"

Postby Banks » Thu May 04, 2:39 am

Old Hippie Dave wrote:yup i did and it was a pussy hit


I always knew he wore a skirt...

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Postby a bollocks » Thu May 04, 2:53 am

oh great.. correct OHDA's typing. I see now.

WOOT!

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Nice Perspective, Nice Indeed.

Postby LastHamlet » Wed May 10, 1:14 pm

..."I love you, Bollocks."

"... uhhh..... well.... I love you, too, Thor.".. ( he wants my fucking hat! )



That was killer Bollocks. I laughed till I cried. Though, unless Viking forgot his hat, I can't really imagine him wanting yours. Unless, of course, it was indeed a really grand hat.
You fellows are alright!!!
All The Best Regards,
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Postby TAK » Wed May 10, 8:23 pm

Hey!!!
Those are my hats! I hope you put them back. LOL!

Dag
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