Bolsy-2006: My Beots...one.."Goose"

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Bolsy-2006: My Beots...one.."Goose"

Postby a bollocks » Sat Apr 29, 1:00 am

"Jimmy Shite"...

(Cheech: "BTW! What's your last name, Jimmy?)

(Jimmy: "Shite, Jimmy Shite.")

...sodding, pair of sweaty beef-curtains he was.

..t'was a joy to meet Mr. Shite.. aka Chigusa.. aka GOOSE! ..looked just like I pictured him...

I walked into Amnesia, Sunday the 23rd, saw Oteez, OHDA, Thor, Boidie, Hilly.... and then this arse.
I asked, "And who is this ugly fucker?"
"Ewe gnaw hoo awie aam".
.....wtf... pardon?

the twit was purposely sitting down so I couldn't hug him. Oh well he got mugged later.
tall drank of water, slender, huge honker (nose for you perverts out there), great smile, smelled of haggis.
he smokes tobac joints, hand rolled and as I found out this trip... me likey.
Wonderful chat, with a wonderful accent, and funny as shite.

Boney & Cheech came in later and gang-hugged Goosie until he belched.
Cheech gave him a tay-flavoured 3 inch long nugget of chocolate.
It looked like either some Porcupine-Hasj or a Porcupine-Turd. Goose made a package. I think Boidie smoked it.

He had to go shower and check into his hotel and left with promises of meeting up somewhere, I told him Old Church every night.
Didn't see the twat until Tuesday afternoon. At DeKuil.

..I had just got there and sat at the bar. I got a beer from the lovely young lassie and looked outside...the dog's bollocks.

GIT IN 'ERE!

ay, mate. good to see ya.
wtf? Whereya been?
oh, about.
fuckoff.

this is how we talked.

i started to try to mimic him....

"Bols... you sound like fuckin Dick Van Dyke"
"Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang?"
"NO. fuckin, Mary Poppins." and starts singin the Chimney song... arse.

..spit up some beer on that one.
i buy a tobac and smoke whilst he rolls one. I like 'em.
(the WhiteWidow tobacs are yummy at Old Church)

We listen to Dean Martin and I sing to the gal. She is impressed. Shite is too. lmao.
Gooser must go now back to try to rub some more of that haggis smell off his arse and .. ! PROMISES.! to:

..either see me and some beots at Old Church later or DEFINITELY STIX @ 7:00pm.

no wonder we threw their GAY-TAY in the harbour. Fuggin lost-lyin-limeys.

I was sad, as was Beanie, to not see him later. Good chap. Great mate.

Here's to another day, another "might", with Jimmy Shite.

GOOSE!
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Postby chigusa » Sat Apr 29, 10:42 am

i'm not from birmingham, you tit.

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Postby chigusa » Sat Apr 29, 10:43 am

and TEA is not gay. how many times do i have to tell you?

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Postby a bollocks » Tue May 02, 12:17 am

chigusa wrote:
i'm not from birmingham, you tit.


uh-huh.....




chigusa wrote:
and TEA is not gay. how many times do i have to tell you?


LMAO!

WOOT!

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Postby a bollocks » Wed May 31, 6:09 pm

bump.

Goose is pissed that this got so little response.


SHITE!


WOOT!

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Postby Hobie » Wed May 31, 11:58 pm

C A N A D A ?

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Postby Dano » Sun Jun 04, 6:35 am

a bollocks wrote:
Goose is pissed that this got so little response.



Could that have anything to do with the fact that it mostly unreadable and entirely boring?


Give up on cute bols, it isn't working.

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Postby Bohannon » Sun Jun 04, 5:28 pm

Ok, Ok Dano, we get it! You are no fan of A Bollocks writing style! I just wonder why you spend so much time reading, parsing and commenting on his posts? Sort of a "closet thing" perhaps? Lol.


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Postby Dano » Sun Jun 04, 10:23 pm

BOhannon wrote:Ok, Ok Dano, we get it! You are no fan of A Bollocks writing style! I just wonder why you spend so much time reading, parsing and commenting on his posts? Sort of a "closet thing" perhaps? Lol.


PaXXX


I made one comment to the effect of "are you ever going to post anything I can actually read" Hardly something he hasn't heard before- from even you.


I then recieve a PM from the little bitch containing a threat and instructions to not ruin his threads with my asinine posts.


I Pmd him back and told him that was out of line and offered to let him retract his silly threats and he chose not to


So with lots of time on my hands and a bee in my bonnet I proceeded to "Wreck his thread with my asinine posts"


Since your little bitch can't answer for himself you let him know I don't like getting PMs that tell me what to do, call me names, and threaten me. If he does it again he can expect more of the same

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Postby jeanbean » Mon Jun 05, 12:25 am

Dano wrote: Since your little bitch can't answer for himself you let him know I don't like getting PMs that tell me what to do, call me names, and threaten me. If he does it again he can expect more of the same


Do you need a fresh tampon, Dano?

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Postby LastHamlet » Tue Jun 06, 3:51 pm

If this is true...

"I Pmd him back and told him that was out of line and offered to let him retract his silly threats and he chose not to."

Then he does have a point, Bollocks.
No need to threaten, just out-think the situation, and not be so reactionary.
Use your Howard and Fine,,, or Austin,,, there is a way for every situation, we just got to find it.

On the subject of the report... I found several parts interesting, but as you know, not everybody likes the same things.

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Postby genypher » Tue Jun 06, 5:17 pm

I don't know why people take on-line threats so seriously...

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Postby LastHamlet » Tue Jun 06, 7:32 pm

Not really seriously, just seriously why do it?

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Postby Dano » Tue Jun 06, 9:36 pm

jeanbean wrote:
Dano wrote: Since your little bitch can't answer for himself you let him know I don't like getting PMs that tell me what to do, call me names, and threaten me. If he does it again he can expect more of the same


Do you need a fresh tampon, Dano?

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I'm sure you have dusty boxes of them everywhere ...but no

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Bollock

Postby naughtynurse » Thu Jun 08, 11:42 am

Bollocks I love reading your posts..keep em coming. And Danno you need to take your ball and go home..nobody wants to hear your shit.

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Re: Bollock

Postby Dano » Thu Jun 08, 12:48 pm

naughtynurse wrote:..nobody wants to hear your shit.



I do.


Right now I want to hear myself tell you to fuck off

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Postby TAK » Fri Jun 09, 6:53 am

Bols,
Not your best. But keep them coming.

Hobie,
WTF with Canada?

Bo,
Once a moderator, always a moderator.

jeabeam.
As always, you have the prospective.

LH,
You're too nice to be a moderator.

genypher,
In all seriousness.... Seriously???

naughtynurse,
It's good to see you posting again.

Dano,
Fuck off, until you put your ass on the line. LOL!

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Postby Hobie » Sat Jun 10, 1:55 pm

wtf is canada = goose ...........


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