IL Bonliacci

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Postby a bollocks » Thu Apr 20, 8:17 pm

dear dear. I have an opera to write when I get home.

a tragedy.... first day. I feel like Euripides.

Socrates knew whiteydom too.

BONO-ALERT!

WOOT! ... it may take a while.. consider this one, my Mona Lisa... with balls. With a little Mozart thrown in...diapers and all...

*smirk that follows one around the room".
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Postby Boner » Thu Apr 20, 8:20 pm

Anybody willing to translate? Babelfish aint helping either


...Boner...

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Postby TAK » Thu Apr 20, 10:26 pm

Just clean up after yourself with all those diapers around the room.

WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!

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Postby Chooby » Fri Apr 21, 1:07 am

/I'm picturing Tak's boat on the bottom of the canal, big fire before she sank too.

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Postby Max Flower » Fri Apr 21, 5:20 am

Chooby wrote:/I'm picturing Tak's boat on the bottom of the canal, big fire before she sank too.


OH NOESS !!!!

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Postby MileHighDenver » Fri Apr 21, 8:09 am

Well yesterday I was sitting in Amnesia minding my own biz when in walks this guy with a bright orange button up shirt and a fadora. After realizing it was the infamous bollocks, I cracked open the special stash and shared a large Amnesia haze dutchie with him. He will still stitting there in a glaze as I rode off.

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Postby chigusa » Fri Apr 21, 1:55 pm

into german and back on babelfish.

dear dear. I have an opera to write to when I receive head tragedy.... first a day I feel like Euripides. Socrates knew whiteydom also. BON? ALARM! WOOT! ... leaves it to taking while a this, my Mona Lisa regard... with balls. If as little Mozart... in diapers and into everything is thrown... * smirk, which follows one around the area ".

i like the way that "when i get home" translates to"when i receive head tragedy".

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Postby DedBud » Fri Apr 21, 2:38 pm

chigusa wrote:i like the way that "when i get home" translates to"when i receive head tragedy".


Heimweh....Kopfschmerz....???? I'm rattling my brain trying to think of words that might make that connection to figure out how that works out. Do you think that it might have to do with the fact that the Babelfish feeds off of brainwaves and if there aren't any available in the brain of the original composer, it might get discombobulated due to some sort of anoxia or anorexia of the brain?

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Postby a bollocks » Sat May 13, 6:12 am

::: overture done :::

Our protagonist, il Bonliacci, was traipsing down towards the RLD.
Cheech the great, and bolsy the bols trollopsing along also.

HUNTER'S BAR! .. k.

IL BONLIACCI! OH MY POOR SON!
ILLLLLLLLL ! and i am feeling your pain
MY SON! ILL! ...bonette.......

..come hilda and work your magic....
"we cry for cheech"... to ... uhh.. he is having a whitey.
what's wrong, bols?
a whitey, cheech.
let me get my pur... too late..
BONO foller me outside!
... .. uh.

he didn't foller. 30 seconds later I stepped into the funniest live-action comedy with which I have ever been involved.

slowly I turned into Hunter's Bar,
step by step, inch by inch, smirk by smirk...

AHA! I KNEW IT I DONE TOLL YOU!

...i saw him on the final descent. His bottom 'glided' into the floor.

simultaneously, Cheech bared her fangs and after turning her head a complete 360, she hissed, "GIT YOUR ASS IN HERE!"

and green vomit.

i hoisted old Bone up and out. There is a little wooden bench outside.
The whitey dude (the gatekeeper) would not shut up. WE GOT IT!

we gathered ourselves in 10 mins and hit the Old Choo and beered and smoked and laffed and laffed.

...i was pissed, once upon a time this day.
..cheechmaroni was late.

i hugged their necks and got Dutchie-Kisses from a beloved cheech.
altho she told me where her mouth had been...

We 3 had been craving this for years.
We 3 can now explore the cravity of it all. Or is that cavity? gravity? depravity?

here's to a perfect night.

I love my Cheecharoni. My Boneech.
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Postby boneymaroni » Sat May 13, 6:21 am

Well done muh brutha.....well done.....

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Postby sidhe333 » Sat May 13, 6:35 am

i'm not quite sure of the details...
but i think they had a good time.

and perhaps a wootie or twotie.

s:.

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Postby shantiman » Sat May 13, 6:48 am

Boner wrote:Anybody willing to translate? Babelfish aint helping either


...Boner...


I can't find the "Fuckwit to English" option....

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Postby boneymaroni » Sat May 13, 7:44 am

So we gotta get this monkey off our backs....stagger down to the lobby for brekkie...BEHOLD!!!!:..hehe...Ole Hippie Dave and Otis sittin there..Otis slammin coffee and Dave pickin' at his brekkie..(OHD is a finicky eater)
It's Day 2 and we talk shit with em for a while.."blah blah blah...." mile high calls it "talkin smart"...hehe, Otis still slammin those little bitch cups
Anyway...we did Somethin'..hell I dunno...think we saw some channels peeps..I know we got toasted.
Hey!!! Check this out...Otis coming to Chicagoland next week...cookout on Saturday...PC and Stoneyusa there..aint life grand!!??
Thank You Bas

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Unbelievable.....

Postby oracle » Sat May 13, 1:48 pm

'a bollocks': one of the DJs my son booked for Vibealive last night, went
under the name of WOOT.......It's certainly starting to spread........
God help the world.........is there a vaccination?..........or is it too late for mankind?

PS. When you wrote your 'trip', what was the extract strength of the Salvia you smoked......lol....

Best,

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Postby Birdman » Sat May 13, 3:07 pm

What ever happened to Bonepus Wrex?

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Postby a bollocks » Sun May 14, 10:24 pm

well I started this thread during the trip.

and it was Boneyus Wrecks... try to keep up.

WOOT!

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Postby BlueBerry » Tue May 16, 3:11 am

hunh?

i caint even figger out the title lol


funnie shite, wish someone woulda been there with a camera,, where is the ClamCam when ya need it ;)


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Postby Porkchop » Tue May 16, 9:00 am

God help me... I understood the whole report!

(After an absynthe session with boney and cheech on Mothers day.)

Wish I was there!


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Postby a bollocks » Wed May 17, 2:10 am

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB !!!!

try expanding your viscosity towards Italian Opera, altho there is a Wagner ref in there.

POOK! LMAO!

i read it again and couldn't figger out some of it.. until I got my pipe. AAAAAAAHHHHH! .. it all comes back.

Thanks to all.


WOOT!

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Postby Dano » Sun Jun 04, 6:55 am

a bollocks wrote:a tragedy.... first day. I feel like Euripides.
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The tragedy is you hit the "submit" button

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Postby Dano » Sun Jun 04, 6:57 am

Boner wrote:Anybody willing to translate? Babelfish aint helping either


...Boner...



Try retardfish

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Oh Solo Mia!!!!

Postby LastHamlet » Tue Jun 06, 7:38 pm

Nice Mona Lisa, with balls that is.
All The Best Regards,
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Postby a bollocks » Sat Jul 15, 4:57 pm

UPDATE! CHICAGO!

....HELLO!

July 14th, 2006.

Boney had another whitey.

Film at 11.

p.s. Tak.. bring that whitey-helmet home... we NEED IT!

WOOT!

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Postby viking » Thu Jul 27, 6:28 pm

Your original post makes sense to me, bollocks,
and I'm not even the slightest bit altered at the moment.
God help me.

Let's see how close I get:

Il Bonliacci = a Italianate sounding diminutive for boneymaroni.
Good title. It's not Leoncavallo's "Il Pagliacci", it's bollocks'
"Il Bonliacci"!

The tragedy you spoke of is, of course, boney's whitey.
And who better to inspire you to write a tragedy than the
Greek playwright Euripides?
His "Medea" was successfully made into an opera
by Cherubini. I've got at least 5 copies of the opera "Medea".

You refer to Socrates knowledge of "whiteydom", showing
how great people, like both Socrates and boneymaroni,
have studied the science of whiteys. At least boney's
whitey wasn't like Socrates' final one!

"BONO-ALERT!" Hmmm, either boney walked into view as
you were typing your post, or you he just popped into
your mind? Or you're preparing the world for your
upcoming opera about boney which will take the opera world
by storm!

The Mona Lisa is considered Da Vinci's masterpiece.
Calling someone's piece of work "their Mona Lisa"
is akin to calling it their masterpiece.
Surely your Il Bonliacci will be your Mona Lisa.
Being written by "a bollocks", it's got to have balls.
And while it won't have a visible smirk to follow you
around the room like Mona does, YOU have one:)

Mozart wrote operas, of course. 22 finished ones, I think.
At least that's how many different ones of his I own.
He started writing them young, but he was well out of
diapers. Hope so, as I think he wrote his first one at
around age 8, maybe? Even earlier I think...

Now where's that Wagner reference you mentioned in a
response in this thread? Perhaps it's been edited out?

Man, I need to toke!
And put on some opera!

Great finally meeting you in April.
Can't wait to see your opera on stage!!!!

WOOT!

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Postby a bollocks » Thu Jul 27, 8:21 pm

are there any Norwegian operas? lmao.

the Wagnerian reference was right after the overture.

you are following along wonderfully. Thanks!

THOR! .. my vote for "special" post of the year. Thanks for recognizing.. albeit i find it hard to believe, you were un-altered. LMAO!

WOOT!

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Postby boneymaroni » Fri Jul 28, 2:10 am

well....
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Postby a bollocks » Fri Jul 28, 2:15 am

sorry, Ed Murrow, but, Cheech and I dint have big singing parts in IL PUKELIACCI.

try to keep up.

WOOT!

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Postby viking » Sat Jul 29, 3:58 am

a bollocks wrote:are there any Norwegian operas? lmao.

Sure. My favorite is Edvard Fliflet Braein's "Anne Pedersdotter".

a bollocks wrote:the Wagnerian reference was right after the overture.
Hmmm, didn't look over your post of May 13th when I first responded. It's still not clear to me, but perhaps it has something
to do with Wagner also enjoying RLDs? Or else you've written
"hilda" when you meant to write "Isolde" like in Wagner's opera
"Tristan und Isolde", since Isolde was a master of the healing arts?

a bollocks wrote:you are following along wonderfully. Thanks!

Your welcome. Warped minds think alike. (God help me again.)

a bollocks wrote:THOR! .. my vote for "special" post of the year. Thanks for recognizing.. albeit i find it hard to believe, you were un-altered. LMAO!
You're welcome, again. And I really was
unaltered when I first responded, since I was at work (albeit not
being very productive.) I'm not at work now:)

a bollocks wrote:WOOT!

To your WOOT!, I respond with,
I need to toke!
Oh, wait, I am toking.
I'm looking into the future.....
I'm in Amsterdam.....
I'm in a coffeeshop.....
There's music playing....
It's an opera.....
It's, it's ...."Il Bonliacci"!
A soprano is singing a hauntingly beautiful aria...
It's, it's.......my favorite song! :)
It's so beautiful I start to weep....
The tears run down my cheek...
Drip onto, and extinguish a beloved Christiania-style joint!!!!
My God! It really is a tragedy!!!!!

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Postby a bollocks » Sat Jul 29, 4:02 am

LMAO!

.. cheech cain't sing.

Brunhilda. The fat lady.

TOKE!

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Postby viking » Sat Jul 29, 4:10 am

a bollocks wrote:.. cheech cain't sing.

But she can take a mean shotgun blast from a super blunt!

a bollocks wrote:Brunhilda. The fat lady.

Of Course! I've never called her by her nick name:)

a bollocks wrote:TOKE!
OK!!!!!


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