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Amsty & Me

Postby Generous_J » Mon Aug 17, 2:47 pm

I will be in Amsty in two weeks.

Hurrah.

Any developments I should note?

This forum has gone to the dogs.

End transmission.

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Re: Amsty & Me

Postby a bollocks » Mon Aug 17, 3:25 pm

you are a langer and a maverick.


Have a great trip!

WOOT!

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Re: Amsty & Me

Postby worldcitizen1723 » Mon Aug 17, 5:10 pm

woof
have a great time

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Re: Amsty & Me

Postby FlyByNite » Mon Aug 17, 5:32 pm

What dates will you be in Amsterdam?
I'll post you on the Whos In Town page.
You can see who else may be in town and any Toke & Talks that are planned.

Enjoy
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Re: Amsty & Me

Postby Generous_J » Tue Aug 18, 11:43 pm

Hi FBN,

1st and 2nd of September!

Cheers

Going to Greece from there on the 3rd. 9:40am flight :(

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Re: Amsty & Me

Postby Generous_J » Mon Sep 07, 1:11 am

So.... There were two noteworthy occurences.

Item 1.
Was sitting out the back of a bar by the Oude Kerk wence, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a lad suddenly pop out of a 'window' thirty metres down the street to my left and leg it. Thereupon, out sprinted a massive black prossie wielding her big white ikea stool, and chased yer man down the road with it before lobbing it at him! It was hilarious. Guy must have fucked up something awful. The two adjacent windows sprung open to reveal the neighbouring prossies who proceeded to call for 'Susi'. There they were, standing around in their lingerie and heels.

Few minutes later, the pimp popped over to comfort them and handed Susi a beer. Pimp fecks off and shortly his underling arrived to beef up security.

Fascinating insight into hooring.

Item 2.
Ended up outside some shithole in the RLD to continue boozing as most other places were closing up. Anyway, was standing outside enjoying a smoke when I looked across the canal and there is a dude, stood up, spreading his ass cheeks, and shitting right there in the street. Pretty unbelievable. Took the time to wipe and everything.

So it was a lovely trip alltogether.

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Re: Amsty & Me

Postby Old Fart » Mon Sep 07, 3:02 am

That there is a Chamber of Commerce kinda trip report.

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Re: Amsty & Me

Postby moe. » Mon Sep 07, 4:54 pm

Thanks for a great laugh over my morning tea and wake 'n bake. I'm glad you had such a wonderful time!

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Postby Red Pleb » Mon Sep 07, 7:35 pm

Generous_J wrote:So.... There were two noteworthy occurences.

Item 1.
Was sitting out the back of a bar by the Oude Kerk wence, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a lad suddenly pop out of a 'window' thirty metres down the street to my left and leg it. Thereupon, out sprinted a massive black prossie wielding her big white ikea stool, and chased yer man down the road with it before lobbing it at him! It was hilarious. Guy must have fucked up something awful. The two adjacent windows sprung open to reveal the neighbouring prossies who proceeded to call for 'Susi'. There they were, standing around in their lingerie and heels.

Few minutes later, the pimp popped over to comfort them and handed Susi a beer. Pimp fecks off and shortly his underling arrived to beef up security.

Fascinating insight into hooring.

Item 2.
Ended up outside some shithole in the RLD to continue boozing as most other places were closing up. Anyway, was standing outside enjoying a smoke when I looked across the canal and there is a dude, stood up, spreading his ass cheeks, and shitting right there in the street. Pretty unbelievable. Took the time to wipe and everything.

So it was a lovely trip alltogether.


Amsterdam . There's always a tale to tell ! Sounds like you were sitting outside Stones café by Oude Kerk ? The ' girls ' don't fuck about around there . I was once sat having a beer on the benches outside , when a middle aged foursome ,of very well to do French tourists unwisely took a couple of photos with a ' Window ' as a back drop . Seconds later a woman dressed in only heels and a micro thong charged out screaming and shouting and armed with a bucket of Christ knows what . She proceeded to drench them and tried to grapple the camera from one of the women . The ' muscle ' appeared within seconds and the French fucked off very sharpish . It was the highlight of that trip !
Cant claim to have ever witnessed alfresco ,urban shitting , mind .

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Re: Amsty & Me

Postby Generous_J » Tue Sep 08, 8:45 pm

Haha, urban shitting. Yeah, twas outside Stones Cafe.

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Re: Amsty & Me

Postby chichi123 » Sun Oct 04, 3:12 pm

I witnessed a couple thrashing about in a window well there once.


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