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by a bollocks
Tue Dec 30, 11:57 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Birthday adventures in Amsterdam
Replies: 105
Views: 12059

very nice writing style.

i was wrong. This report still has legs.

any man that asks for permission to kiss is kinda gay.
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 29, 1:12 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Birthday adventures in Amsterdam
Replies: 105
Views: 12059

lol.

oh lol.

(alfred hitchcock voice) and noo for the Turd Act.
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 29, 12:15 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Birthday adventures in Amsterdam
Replies: 105
Views: 12059

no.
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 29, 11:00 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Birthday adventures in Amsterdam
Replies: 105
Views: 12059

just saying. this report might've run it's course. and it's 'umbrage'. ok.. fine. You conquered. You came. You went.. and wrote a report. wheres yer report bols?...write one or back down,,,the girls doing fine ...get one (a girl) an you might have a story ya jealous bastard...til then, stfu and eat...
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 29, 10:49 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Beer and Clothing in Amsterdam.
Replies: 12
Views: 1759

i am inebriated with the exhuberance of your verbosity here's hoping that 'your' not just saying that and 'you're' exuberance holds up and when i say holds up i mean what you think it means. i mean thanks. 22:00 this might take another thread. i feel a bit verklempt. FUNNYCARS!!!!!!
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 29, 10:33 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Beer and Clothing in Amsterdam.
Replies: 12
Views: 1759

sunday these crazy dutch mother-fuckers sell beers in a goddamn fridge in a goddamn covey in a goddamn lobby. praise the two swans i saw, married for life. go to the goddamned Limey bar and pay my tab... ffs. .... (as i crossed my legs, nonchalantly, a pigeon smirked..... and...) ...there she was. ...
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 29, 10:25 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Beer and Clothing in Amsterdam.
Replies: 12
Views: 1759

sidhe333 wrote:bongos my ass,
sailor

s:.


LAND HO! .. uhh.. oh.. well.. he looks ok... earthy.

damn you.
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 29, 6:11 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Beer and Clothing in Amsterdam.
Replies: 12
Views: 1759

nono. wait. .. i shake mine like women wanna. you've got the wrong sailor. whew. home. jiggity-jig. gigg. FUCK! i'm late, i'm late.. for a very importan... oh balcony. obscured by clouds.. i need to float, kindly, likey, Floyd comes on. he soothes me. well.. they. him. hi bea. nap-nap-nap-nap-nap-na...
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 29, 4:54 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Birthday adventures in Amsterdam
Replies: 105
Views: 12059

just saying.

this report might've run it's course.

and it's 'umbrage'.

ok.. fine. You conquered. You came. You went.. and wrote a report.
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 29, 4:48 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Beer and Clothing in Amsterdam.
Replies: 12
Views: 1759

i miss wee. waves. she would tell me to think of another. ok. fine. oh. my knees... walking... she is mean. she made me this way.Cold, eating baked beans, talking to Dutch locals, their buying my beers. ffs. i must learn to speak dutch, as i think they are inviting me to a sex party at 7:00 in the a...
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 29, 4:24 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Beer and Clothing in Amsterdam.
Replies: 12
Views: 1759

Beer and Clothing in Amsterdam.

...it was on Marnixstraat that i first noticed the degrees. fuck celcius. the wind. my toes. no wine. it was that danged wench's fault. she was mean... made me walk home. oh wait. Is it Centigrade? centrifuge? i was spinning. mine angel is not present. She had left me at hello. what? oh her. the glo...
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 29, 3:26 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Birthday adventures in Amsterdam
Replies: 105
Views: 12059

luvtick wrote:
Booblarama wrote:Ye , did he pump you or what?


ah, my eager one...you must savour a woman before jumping on her...she likes it and you will reap the benefits...take notes.


butt in this case we will make an exception.

whatever follows involves biker-beards and un-shavenness.

i take umbrage.
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 29, 3:21 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Moderaters wanted
Replies: 57
Views: 6889

chichi123 wrote:Voila


omfg.
ffs.

bored?
by a bollocks
Thu Dec 25, 2:02 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Birthday adventures in Amsterdam
Replies: 105
Views: 12059

so the kids are alright.

signed, Pete Townsend.
by a bollocks
Wed Dec 24, 12:06 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Birthday adventures in Amsterdam
Replies: 105
Views: 12059

ffs.

now we gotta sit through a sexion with a scraggly biker?

seems a waste of good tits.
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 22, 11:22 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Birthday adventures in Amsterdam
Replies: 105
Views: 12059

i am thinking a 'Hoser Hat'... you know with the flaps?
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 22, 10:50 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Birthday adventures in Amsterdam
Replies: 105
Views: 12059

sorry?

there's a report?

noice avatar. That's as far as I got.

Bonglordie is gay. Didn't you read IG's trip report?
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 22, 7:52 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Running into Blueberry and MHD
Replies: 7
Views: 1305

#1 lol
#2 Elway lies.
by a bollocks
Mon Dec 22, 7:46 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Bicycles are beautiful
Replies: 6
Views: 861

Re: Bicycles are beautiful

DAY TWO – NOV. 25 I am an American who, about five years ago, embraced a fringe sport with a big ol’ bear hug. I love cycling – riding, riding in events, training for events and watching races in person, on television and on the Internet. Naturally, I have to get a bike when I’m in Amsterda...
by a bollocks
Sat Dec 20, 3:07 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Circle in the Square 23-06-05
Replies: 155
Views: 22240

Old Hippie Dave wrote:
a bollocks wrote:oh yes, I can be very sweaety, even poetic, nee... onomatopoetic....so what if me feet smell. . . .

sweaty is as sweaty does.

WOOT!


i don/t care if randy doesn/t maybe we could all meat in april where that big statue is in dam square


OMFG!

he changed a quote!

BAN HIM!
by a bollocks
Sat Dec 20, 3:06 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Circle in the Square 23-06-05
Replies: 155
Views: 22240

a bollocks wrote:oh yes, my bollette. I can be very sweet, even poetic, nee... onomatopoetic.

sweet is as sweet does.

WOOT!


and in 3 days, it will be 3 years since this post.
by a bollocks
Sat Dec 20, 3:03 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Circle in the Square 23-06-05
Replies: 155
Views: 22240

A bit trite and cliche, but I'm glad you had fun. Been a while, has it lad? Lmmfao... Ever Yours, X Yes, X.... a bit cliche, but understandable and definitely romantic. This coming from a guy I thought was a lunatic! ;-) Good one Bols...... Your little yeller friend, seouleast whilst someone bumped...
by a bollocks
Sat Dec 20, 12:53 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Circle in the Square 23-06-05
Replies: 155
Views: 22240

now fix that mysterious 'edit', on page oneish.
by a bollocks
Thu Dec 11, 9:53 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: a peom fur Auld Heepi Dumass
Replies: 3
Views: 678

a peom fur Auld Heepi Dumass

i swear that i have never seen
a peom az luvlie az uh trie.
i swear that i have never heard
a soung flotin az uh boit... d.
Marc Antony... eye luv ewe.


signed,

'i ain't no narc, i am a nartist.
by a bollocks
Thu Dec 11, 2:37 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Mokum in Autumn '08
Replies: 37
Views: 4705

wait.

wtf happened to the girls' club?
by a bollocks
Wed Dec 10, 10:32 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Leaving for day trip to eindhoven
Replies: 14
Views: 1820

from what I hear, the Guest will absolutely adore the Pink Coffeeshoppe.

i hear their Up & Under Indica is to die for.
by a bollocks
Sat Dec 06, 4:01 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Mokum in Autumn '08
Replies: 37
Views: 4705

wait.

i see cleavage and NOT 34b.
by a bollocks
Sun Nov 30, 7:20 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Mokum in Autumn '08
Replies: 37
Views: 4705

What a lovely trip report! I like that you would buy the 5 grams at a time. When I was in Mokum couple months ago with another female Channelite we got hit on a couple times.........but the quality was gross. Cheech lmmfao! i remember the first time Boney hit on you.... gross. WTG IGEE! very nice.
by a bollocks
Thu Nov 27, 10:57 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: long road.
Replies: 33
Views: 4348

ffs.

they are here too.
and, btw, you don't hafta join to read...

here
by a bollocks
Thu Nov 27, 1:56 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: long road.
Replies: 33
Views: 4348

boneymaroni wrote:somewhere.....Channelites are weeping



thank you, bonø.

i won't comment on Bo's post, as the trip report section will be devoid of criticism from noo on.

ttku.

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