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by Doofus
Wed Dec 21, 12:47 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Crossroads & Venues.... Part #11
Replies: 16
Views: 2268

Hey LH,

Is there any way you could provide a link to those first Reports, that was some of the best stuff ever written about anything.

Thanks,

DOOFUS
by Doofus
Tue Dec 20, 11:58 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: -----------------Interlude--------------
Replies: 8
Views: 1158

Blaickout,

Do you remember a waitress there named Margo (I think)?

She had blond hair and she was really hot
by Doofus
Tue Dec 20, 6:30 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: -----------------Interlude--------------
Replies: 8
Views: 1158

LH,

You are absolutey right!

I also found it a bit ironic that I was the one who suffered a panic attack,

(I actually had another, more insiduos one this past trip but I don''t want to give away too many details!)

DOOFUS
by Doofus
Sat Dec 17, 4:10 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Crossroads & Venues.... Part #11
Replies: 16
Views: 2268

LH, With your writing, poetry and adventures, you have created enormous footsteps to fill. I doubt there will ever be as a prolific and artful a channellite writer as you. When I first read your reports back in the spring of 2003, I was both amazed and mystified by your ability to convey not only an...
by Doofus
Tue Dec 06, 11:31 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: -----------------Interlude--------------
Replies: 8
Views: 1158

Thank you very much, Mr. Bollocks. That means something coming from such a well-seasoned and respected Channellite as yourself.

I hope nobody disliked my 'report-within-a-report' method here.

More fun to come!!!

DOOFUS
by Doofus
Tue Dec 06, 2:07 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: -----------------Interlude--------------
Replies: 8
Views: 1158

-----------------Interlude--------------

02/09/05 3:44 p.m. EST Mentally drained and emotionally crippled, I can't think well right now, if ever. How the hell did this happen? Suddenly, I recall what happened almost exactly two years ago to this date........ Day 1 - "Delayed" It was 7:45 a.m., on September 10, 2003, and those Xanax worked ...
by Doofus
Sat Dec 03, 6:31 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: The Missing Brain Cells
Replies: 14
Views: 1753

Thanks, I enjoyed telling it.
by Doofus
Thu Dec 01, 2:27 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: The Missing Brain Cells
Replies: 14
Views: 1753

The Missing Brain Cells

09/02/05 2:35 EST I awake the next morning with tears in my eyes. I am leaving for Prague today and I've barely touched my sweet stash of really dark hash. The night before is now just a blurr, did that all really occur? I turn to the left and Ahasuerus is suddenly in my face. He asks for a cigarret...
by Doofus
Wed Nov 30, 9:40 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: The Shower Girl
Replies: 10
Views: 1472

The Shower Girl

September 1, 2005 1:35 EST I walk off the plane feeling kinda funky. Unfortunately, the tiny, pink-coated xanax I took immediately prior to entering the plane had not worked so well this time. Even though I was in The Land of Dreams, I felt a rather steady mild depression, most likely from the copio...
by Doofus
Tue Sep 20, 12:40 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Quick update from Christiania
Replies: 15
Views: 2434

Hey Viking,

Does toasting the tobacca lessen some of the effects of nicotine? How does it affect the taste of a hash/marijuana J.

Thanks,

DOOFUS

P.S. Amsterdam rules!
by Doofus
Tue Sep 20, 12:31 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Nothing like some Absinthe to get you going.
Replies: 13
Views: 1520

Hey Drunken Bastard!

I don't know if you'll ever read this, but having tried some very strong absinth very recently, I must agree!

Did know that Beckerovka is even better for that?

DOOFUS
by Doofus
Tue Sep 20, 12:28 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Just Arrived...
Replies: 4
Views: 816

Siberie

Hey, Kitty...did you make it there?

I was high at the time and I think that may have influenced my slight slippage of mind.


DOOFUS
by Doofus
Mon Aug 29, 12:31 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: August in Amsterdam
Replies: 15
Views: 2648

You gotta medicate yourself a little better next time...you are thinking WAY too much while in transit...try xanax, its works like a little charm for moi.
by Doofus
Sun Aug 07, 12:45 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: second try at trip report entry
Replies: 26
Views: 3557

Shlo,

Your Amsterdam trip really fucking blew and you sound like a total punk psycho.

Other than that, I loved it!

DOOFUS
by Doofus
Sun Jul 31, 5:15 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Crossroads & Venues.... Part #7
Replies: 21
Views: 3144

Thanks again, LH. Here are some ideas for expanding the awards categories in the future: 'Highest Chanellite' 'Best Hard Drug User' 'Best Red Light District Fucker' 'Best non-joint smoking methodology' 'Best Vapo Smoker' 'Biggest Lightweight smoker' 'sexiest smoker male/female' 'Best combination of ...
by Doofus
Sat Jul 30, 11:53 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Trip Report: 10e Verjaardag Channels, Part 2, Chapter One
Replies: 19
Views: 2016

"...stagger my way to the rest room for a quick refresher..."

Very interesting way to describe taking a dump...or doing a line.

DOOFUS
by Doofus
Sat Jul 30, 11:18 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Crossroads & Venues.... Part #7
Replies: 21
Views: 3144

Terrific reporting, LH. Your apparent memory is quite impressive, indeed. Key job explaining the who, what and where of the awards party. Just a semantical question, if I may: What does best hash/weed smoker actually mean? Does Viking smoke hash the "best", or does he just smoke the best hash? Or bo...
by Doofus
Sat Jul 23, 3:30 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Day 8 - Jinks, Amnesia and my Mother-In-Law
Replies: 15
Views: 1565

Let's face it, a lot of makes Amsterdam so cool is that so many people thinks its a dangerous place, an immoral place. But seriously, what's wrong with having a little fun?
by Doofus
Sat Jul 23, 3:23 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: O once met a girl in Amsterdam and her name was 'Kali Mist'
Replies: 6
Views: 949

Hey LH,

Thanks for reading, mate! Kaili was a real girl. I even have this canvas of her hanging on the wall in my apartment. Its surreal.
by Doofus
Tue Jul 19, 12:07 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: O once met a girl in Amsterdam and her name was 'Kali Mist'
Replies: 6
Views: 949

O once met a girl in Amsterdam and her name was 'Kali Mist'

Why was I in Amsterdam at the time, I have no idea. I think it was purely our of curiosity of the Cannabis Cup. I had just been there that past September with my buddy. That trip was so good that I had that Amsterdam vibe running through my veins the entire fall season. I think I wrote a trip report...
by Doofus
Mon Jul 18, 4:46 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Day 8 - Jinks, Amnesia and my Mother-In-Law
Replies: 15
Views: 1565

Of course, as luck would have it, we were standing next to a loud mouth American bitch. She was there for business and proceeded to tell my MIL how much Amsterdam sucked and that she could not understand why people would come here unless they liked drugs and hookers. Why terrible luck to end up next...
by Doofus
Sat Jul 16, 1:18 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Crossroads & Venues.... Part #6
Replies: 49
Views: 5463

Alright LH, im in need of some entertainment.

Please hurry up with your next report.

Before SDS feels the need to once again put on display his pathetic writing skills in an epilogue, or something.

DOOFUS
by Doofus
Fri Jul 08, 12:41 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Day 12 - Tim and Jay go home
Replies: 5
Views: 853

Barney's

Hey SDS, Although I've never met you (or ANY of the chanellites) yet, you sound like a pretty cool dude. Yet, its difficult to sympathize with you about your unfortunate last day at Barney's. Here's a tip, unless you are looking for a fight, NEVER go to Barney's when you are in a rush to leave. As p...
by Doofus
Mon Jun 27, 1:05 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: April 2005
Replies: 28
Views: 4885

trip

Wow, this trip report is so good it practically turned SoulEasy into a channelites celebrety.
by Doofus
Sat Jun 18, 12:43 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Crossroads & Venues.... Part #5
Replies: 12
Views: 1704

Top Notch

LH, This is one of your best trip reports yet! Seriously, we are talking rivaling the great ones from 2003, when you wrote so eloquently of the great high and lows, including the unexpected loss of your woman at the time. I love reading these reports because your vivid descriptions provide so much i...

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