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by muckypup
Tue Aug 21, 1:37 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: August 2012
Replies: 101
Views: 13344

Why are you writing in that absurd manner? If I wanted to read forced-wannabe-quirky gibberish, I'd look up some of Bollsy's old work.
by muckypup
Fri May 11, 12:16 am
Forum: Amsterdam FAQ
Topic: Pooing in Amsterdam
Replies: 86
Views: 9589

Jesus I never sit on a public toilet ever. I put tissure first into the water so it doesn't spray up then I hover at a hopefully unspraying distance. I went in one today that had the seat covers on a convayer belt and couldn't be arsed to fuck with it and did the hover act. This tactic is very heal...
by muckypup
Thu May 10, 2:45 am
Forum: Amsterdam FAQ
Topic: Pooing in Amsterdam
Replies: 86
Views: 9589

I make sure I poo before I leave home. Poo in a pubic loo is horrid. Normally I'd agree, but trust me when I assure you that the Kras is a most agreeable experience. Before these gay anti-smoking laws came about (and I still blame Anne) you could settle in there and smoke a spliff whilst pushing ou...
by muckypup
Thu May 10, 2:39 am
Forum: Amsterdam FAQ
Topic: Pooing in Amsterdam
Replies: 86
Views: 9589

Generous_J wrote:Muckypup, to his credit, has already offered to purchase the domain name.


Indeed. I presently have a Twix and a bag of Nik Naks on offer. Although they're one of those smaller bags out the multi pack.
by muckypup
Sat Mar 24, 11:57 am
Forum: Amsterdam FAQ
Topic: Pooing in Amsterdam
Replies: 86
Views: 9589

The 'public' toilets at the Kras offer a most civilised pooing experience. Through the main doors, bust a left past the Brasserie, past the Winter Garden and up a mini flight of stairs. Quiet, clean and excellent for a relaxed shit.
by muckypup
Wed May 18, 11:37 pm
Forum: All Politics
Topic: WTF is Going On In JAPAN? Anyone? ...---...
Replies: 438
Views: 30705

Re: WTF is Going On In JAPAN? Anyone? ...---...

Rudy wrote:Absolutely no headlines about a MAJOR NUCLEAR CATASTROPHE occurring on at Japans Pacific coast.
WTF?!?


Everyone is too busy wanking over their IPhones and fictitious Navy Seal operations. And that's the way the media would rather keep it.
by muckypup
Thu Aug 26, 10:32 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: 12 sweet days in Amsterdam
Replies: 68
Views: 8106

My dog weighs 50 kilos and hates bikes. They scare him but he's man enough to want to 'protect' me from them. You do not want to have to deal with a scared 50 kilo dog who gets defensive. I love my little boy, but that cunt's the last thing I need when I'm off my box on drugs with lots of dirty cana...
by muckypup
Sat Jul 03, 11:52 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: drug tourism
Replies: 44
Views: 6174

chigusa wrote:amsterdam's not what it was but it's still a place where you can buy and smoke dope in shops. come to think about it that's all amsterdam ever was


Observation of the decade.
by muckypup
Sat Jul 03, 11:48 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: drug tourism
Replies: 44
Views: 6174

chigusa wrote:two girls right at the hight of their tuppence magic


I shall be adopting this for use in day-to-day conversation.
by muckypup
Wed Jan 27, 12:59 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Circle in the Square 23-06-05
Replies: 155
Views: 16785

Re: Circle in the Square 23-06-05

slither wrote:jejune


What a lovely word. I resolve to utilise the same in correspondence tomorrow.
by muckypup
Tue Jan 26, 4:30 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Circle in the Square 23-06-05
Replies: 155
Views: 16785

Re: Circle in the Square 23-06-05

...walking hand-in-hand with the one I love, on the Leidseplein, barefoot on the bricks, with a quiet gait, ...there is no space, no time....... After closing down the WH on a Weds nite, a wonderfully gorgeous couple waltz toward home. With dirty feet, and a cobblestone street, they meander through...
by muckypup
Thu Jan 21, 10:58 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Holland 2010 - the deep freeze
Replies: 5
Views: 871

I was hoping for some sneaky brasser and birds' arse pics, but never mind.
by muckypup
Mon Jan 11, 10:25 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Trip report - Pretrip Journal
Replies: 29
Views: 3859

I'd skip Durty Nellies and Stones for food and head to O Reillys just behind the palace. I'm pretty convinced that all the food from Wok to Whatever it's called comes from the same pot... they just call it different names. They fucking cook it in front of you. How could you have been convinced of t...
by muckypup
Fri Jan 08, 12:21 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Trip report ~ An Interesting December
Replies: 12
Views: 1724

Generous_J wrote:My friend, who is a Belgian.


Not a good start.
by muckypup
Thu Jan 07, 12:19 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Trip report written while smoking in the coffeeshops (Oct09)
Replies: 4
Views: 787

Re: Trip report written while smoking in the coffeeshops (Oc

Acorrding to the house rules on the table, I'm not allowed to smoke my joints that I've just rolled in here. I can smoke hasj or weed with special herbs free from the bar, or a joint (pure of course) that has been rolled by them, but not quote; 'It's not allowed to smoke weed or hasj brought by you...
by muckypup
Mon Nov 30, 6:09 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: My Bag is in Germany!
Replies: 4
Views: 636

All I can say is that after you fucked Tutti, I hope to fucking God you didn't give her your address.
by muckypup
Thu Dec 11, 3:04 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Mokum in Autumn '08
Replies: 37
Views: 3750

USBONGLORD wrote:freindships were made and love blossomed...


So I hear. Ho di ho.

BTW, a video that no one can see proves nothing.
by muckypup
Thu Dec 11, 2:39 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Mokum in Autumn '08
Replies: 37
Views: 3750

a bollocks wrote:wait.

wtf happened to the girls' club?


Yes. I bet you great friends had a smashing time together. Do tell us about it.
by muckypup
Fri Oct 31, 3:13 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Bloodstains, whities, police and other shit Part III
Replies: 52
Views: 4632

Re: Bloodstains, whities, police and other shit Part III

des wrote:I've tried to stop myself, but I can't! I must have that thing ... oh, what's it called ... ?


A small cock?
by muckypup
Fri Oct 31, 3:57 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Bloodstains, whities, police and other shit Part III
Replies: 52
Views: 4632

Re: Bloodstains, whities, police and other shit Part III

Monday morning, the reason for us being there had arrived! It was my nephew’s 21st birthday and I was determined he was going to have a cracker! After breakfast (the kids gave it a miss again) the oldies walked down past the zoo and caught the No 10 tram to Leidseplein! My knowledge of the area w...
by muckypup
Sat Oct 25, 6:33 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: ( 1 ) PRAGUE 2008....NOW WITH PICTURES!!
Replies: 68
Views: 4744

Re: PRAGUE 2008....

Then why don't you share some useful Amsterdam information My latest top tip is to avoid menopausal women with cameras. Is there anything else you'd like to know? rather than flaming everyone?.. That is a false claim: I do not flame everyone. We would all appreciate it, Ah. The royal we. I'm going ...
by muckypup
Sat Oct 25, 5:27 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: ( 1 ) PRAGUE 2008....NOW WITH PICTURES!!
Replies: 68
Views: 4744

Re: PRAGUE 2008....

tuttiflutes wrote:I'm sure you have probably never been there or anywhere for that matter...


Over the last ten years I've been to Amsterdam in excess of forty times. Just so you know, like.
by muckypup
Fri Oct 24, 11:32 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: ( 1 ) PRAGUE 2008....NOW WITH PICTURES!!
Replies: 68
Views: 4744

Re: PRAGUE 2008....

Not in so many words, but since I have never met you, nor have you met me, I find it hard to make judgments based entirely on an internet forum... I will however not lower my self to even attempt to figure out what your problem is with me...but since you are a moderator here, lets just say you are ...
by muckypup
Fri Oct 24, 11:18 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Bloodstains, whities, police and other shit Part II
Replies: 13
Views: 1922

Re: Bloodstains, whities, police and other shit Part II

des wrote:No shafting for the Missus tonight ... not even a quick tickle and in!


I'm sure she was distraught.
by muckypup
Fri Oct 24, 4:01 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Bloodstains, whities, police and other shit Part I
Replies: 14
Views: 2129

Re: Bloodstains, whities, police and other shit Part I

We were there to celebrate my nephew’s 21st birthday 6 oldies and 6 youngsters aged 18 to 21! Even though check in was 1pm our rooms weren’t quite ready pancakes beers at the bar The 6 berth room cheap but at €320 for 3 nights spartan to say the least! window that opened onto a flat roof A mi...
by muckypup
Tue Apr 29, 2:27 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Best hotel for a smoker
Replies: 73
Views: 8169

Never a problem at the Kras. Don't stay anywhere that doesn't allow you the freedom to smoke.
by muckypup
Mon Apr 28, 10:04 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Best hotel for a smoker
Replies: 73
Views: 8169

nazi anti smoking shits I'd use 'cunts' instead of 'shits', but I suppose that's because the word 'cunt' is irrationally viewed as more offensive by the type of pansy spunkstain cocksuckers behind the smoking ban, and I think offending them as much as possible is far more important than the objecti...
by muckypup
Tue Dec 18, 11:38 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Bused in for a 12 hour visit....
Replies: 51
Views: 3076

Re: Ahhh a wager it seems???

BOhannon wrote:Thanks, I'll take that loan. I'll be as conscientious about owning up to repayment as you are about honoring lost wagers.


If you're going to be like that you can shove the loan up your arse and live off food stamps, you tramp.
by muckypup
Mon Dec 17, 11:59 pm
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Bused in for a 12 hour visit....
Replies: 51
Views: 3076

Re: Ahhh a wager it seems???

Yes, exactly! Finally got it did you? You should pay up because of the nature of the "non-bet" and to protect your continued status as a mensch. I have no expectations. You don't half talk out your arse... Hmmm, is that britspeak for "I'll pay up"? Tell you what, just meet me at...
by muckypup
Sun Dec 16, 10:40 am
Forum: Channelites Trip Reports
Topic: Bused in for a 12 hour visit....
Replies: 51
Views: 3076

Re: Ahhh a wager it seems???

BOhannon wrote:Yes, exactly! Finally got it did you? You should pay up because of the nature of the "non-bet" and to protect your continued status as a mensch. I have no expectations.


You don't half talk out your arse...

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