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and i have it on good authority that they are all bloody lizards anyway. well, i say good authority...

i can. and have.

a bloke bringing up some other buggers mistake and everyone knowing it is so council though.

i fucking love that tune.

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Too fucking right I'm not joking. Would write more but I have to go down the garden and try to shut up the fucking noisy Iraqi kids who live at the back

would you go down to shut them up if they were English kids? if so, why is it important that we know they are Iraqi?

He's upfront about his plans for an EU army! ... Don't you watch the news? Peace, Des. p.s. You're going to look a humongous cunt when Brexit goes ahead! The only pro-EU party at the last election got its nose rubbed in the shit! an eu army is not the same thing as juncker having his own army. i'm ...

fucking hell, des. is that really what you think? that juncker wants an army and that he's going to use it to stamp out opposition to his European plans? if you are correct then what good does leaving do us? a dirty great euro-force could pretty much just stroll across the channel and do what the fu...

nice report, sam. I've always enjoyed your writing. do you still paint?

jooe baxi. I've been saying that instead of taxi all my life, the fuck does it come from. good report, des. keep it up. did you get the weather at all. this omputer is absolutely arse buggered I haven't got the letter between b and d or a question mark unless I opy and paste the unts from somewhere....

did people really hoover up beak off grace jones' arse?

Kind of be hard to get a woman pregnant wearing clothes you cunt. no it isn't. Kind of difficult to make kids with clothes on. again, no it isn't. unless you are talking about children born fully clothed. For that matter all children are born nude. The child is developing in the mother's womb nude ...

I had a terrible shit one night in Amsterdam. it was after one of those awful kebabs from the red light district .the ones with stuff on them. I thought my arse had died.

i suppose zeeburg is not the sort of place you'd stay at after paying loads and spending ages getting to Amsterdam from america or somesuch but if travel has cost less than a ton, zeeburg makes for a dirt cheap long weekend. there were quite a few kids around the place especially where the camper va...

Amsterdam was fucking great. i'm never paying to stay in the city itself ever again, camping bastard zeeburg captured my fucking heart. we stayed there for the first three nights and then shifted to a wanker of a hotel 'round the corner from the leidsplein. the campsite had everything and we stayed ...

and then then i'm going to the airport to get the five to six flight.

it feels like fucking ages since I was last in Amsterdam. if I can find something to post on I will, if not I'll write something when I get home.

why the fuck do I keep doing this fucking stupid early bollocks nonsense?

nice one, Weldon.

i've been to Amsterdam fucking loads and loads of times and i've yet to darken the doors of any museum or art gallery.
I tell a lie, I went in the sex museum once but left when some French people started making a scene.
i've been on a boat. what else is there to do in Amsterdam?

bloody hell again! hello trek.

bloody hell a trip report. well done Weldon.

Amsterdam hotels are a set of gobshites.

nobody opens paddywank's threads and it has made him desperate.

dance, paddywank, dance.

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salty sweets are shit

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it's all the little tossers who wanted to be dealers selling tiny ten bags of drugs that have ruined the job. that and the police encouraging the cunts because they are an easy touch for a telephone full of names. the tenner bag boys will pay 220 for an oz and sell light grams for a tenner each to g...

those were the days.

I would like to give apologies to everyone. I have acted like a complete fool and I have no excuse. From this time on, I will behave and act like an adult to the best of my ability. I don't need this whole community hating me because I couldn't control myself. I hope you can believe that people cha...

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knock the cunt back with a very heavy scraper, (not the easiest thing given that you are working above yourself), and hope that you can skim over it. but that never really works. pull the whole ceiling down and re-board the fucker. build a timber frame and over board, but it's almost as much work as...

yes sorry, I was stupid busy most of yesterday. still i'm here now and I would like to point that you are a silly, silly bastard with no friends and smelly trousers. I've got some walls to skim this afternoon, so it would be a great help to me if after every post you make today you could just take i...

Or do it your way, six of one thing you know, i bet you two were very popular on the school playground with your abilities to turn names in to cute little insults and then follow up with funny cuss words. brings back memories, i had not been called patricia since about third grade. Shit yourself, p...

nice of you to go to all this trouble, finding and bumping my reports.
you actually love me as much as you fear me, it's obvious now.